I hope I'm still getting 24 year old tail when I'm 84.
Actually, who am I kidding? I don't get it at 31, and there's no way in Hell I'm living to see 84.
From Yahoo! News:
Hugh Hefner, the twice-married founder of Playboy, is taking the plunge again.Congrats to Uncle Hugh and Crystal. Any chance I can get an invite to the wedding? I'm sure it would make for a legendary On The Rocks post (not to mention it'll be a bridesmaids-Mecca).
Hefner, 84, said on Saturday in a posting on Twitter that he and his girlfriend Crystal Harris, 24, got engaged on Friday.
"When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory," Hefner tweeted.