Monday Kickstart: Wrecking Shit

If you're going to dress up your pet for Halloween, at least do it right.

[Source: College Humor]


That being said, if I had my choice of people I could see "dressed" as Miley's "Wrecking Ball" video, Tiffany Toth would fall much, much higher on the list:

Let's go.

Sneak Attwerk

Dear Miley,

If you're gonna twerkbomb, THIS is how you twerkbomb.



FYI, I can't stop watching this. Damn, guhl...

All Over Ya Tatums

I'm ddyyyyyinnngggg...


(BTW: If you've seen This Is the End, it just makes this song 1000000000 times better.)

It's the Weekend

Time to be a team player...

#MCTWERKTEAM twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta…

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 22, 2013

Stalkerazzi: Miscellaneous Celebs

A few recent samplings of some fine work by the paparazzi.


Christina Milian
Is she still single? Because...damn.

Michelle Rodriguez
She's kind of skipped the spotlight lately, but she hasn't skipped the gym. TJ is probably somewhere using his own tears as...anyways...

Miley Cyrus
I used to have a theory that Miley was lousy in bed. I now have a theory that she's better than I previously thought. I also have a theory that I would give less than a fuck about all of my prior theories if she ever gave me an opportunity to find out just how good she is.

Kim Kardashian
Yeah, 'Ye locked it down (for now), but that hasn't stopped Kim from giving the photogs (and male eyes) what they want.

"Smoke Dog, baby!"

There may be a 13 year age difference between us, but Miley Cyrus is bucking to become a future Ex Mrs. D.E.F.I. Her rep as a bit of a "bad girl", which had been slowly growing over the last couple of years, is beginning to snowball.

From MTV.com:

Last month, Miley Cyrus told MTV News about her plans for her 18th birthday, which she said would probably include "a fun party and then maybe ... a vacation with my family." On Friday (December 10), we finally saw footage of that party — or, at least a party — though Miley probably wishes we hadn't.

TMZ.com has posted a video clip of Cyrus smoking a bong — reportedly filled with salvia, a psychoactive (though, in her home state of California, technically legal) herb — and then collapsing in a fit of giggles while her friends egg her on ... and, somewhat inexplicably, Bush's "Come Down" blasts in the background.

"Having a little bit of a bad trip," Cyrus laughs in the video, moments after taking a hit. She then randomly switches topics, shouting (at something or someone off camera), "Is that Liam [Hemsworth]'s lookalike, or what the hell is that? Is that my boyfriend?"

She then spends roughly the next 90 seconds laughing uncontrollably while someone behind the camera asks her to "tell us your thoughts, girl, tell us what's on your mind!" and an unidentified man in the background totally houses a box of Frosted Flakes.

Honestly, reading about that party scene made me stop and question whether or not I was there.

Maybe it's my cynical side talking, but I'm really enjoying her descent from a bubblegum pop star persona into that of a dirty girl. All we need now is a Playboy pictorial around the time of her 19th birthday next year, and her transition to the Dark Side will be complete.

Miley—Call me, girl.

Happy Miley Day

Fellas, all of those dirty, criminal thoughts that you've (hopefully) repressed over the last several years are now...well, they're still dirty; but they're also legal. Miley Cyrus turns 18 today.

Yup.

Perez Hilton Pwns...Himself

Let's not get it twisted—Miley Cyrus is a hottie. But since she's still short of that legislation-dictated magical age of 18, most guys with common sense pocket any sexual thoughts [no pun intended...actually, why lie? I completely intended it] that they may have about the pop singer.

And, as a "journalist"—even when using that term as loosely as one has to in order to describe folks such as Perez and yours truly—you use the same basic logic to not go public with uncensored nude photos of someone under 18. Or, rather, you're supposed to use it. My Uncle Red once said, "Common sense ain't so common." Thank you Perez, for proving his point.

From OC at 99.3 KISS FM in Harrisburg:

In the daily grind of being Perez Hilton, posting upskirt photos of celebrities is a fairly common task that probably gets little editorial scrutiny. When one of said celebrities is 17-year-old Miley Cyrus, however, lots of serious legal implications regarding child pornography become involved -- as the infamous blogger is now finding out. Hilton posted a photo of Cyrus, apparently sans underwear, and now some are speculating he may find himself in jail thanks to the photo post.

Salon.com's Tracy Clark-Flory quickly investigated the legal consequences, and the experts Salon spoke with say Hilton could be facing some massive legal woes.
"We're not talking about a misdemeanor. You don't have to know what the definition of the law is, all you have to do is knowingly distribute the photograph," Los Angeles-based attorney Jeffrey Douglas -- a child pornography case specialist -- told Salon. He went on to call Hilton's decision to post the photo "suicidal."

This one's about to get interesting. I'm sure Carrie Prejean has a pretty big smile on her face right now.