Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Playing Tennis Never Looked So Rewarding

Sports Illustrated has announced the 2010 covergirl of their annual swimsuit edition: Mrs. Andy Roddick (a.k.a. Brooklyn Decker).




Who's the bigger winner here? Brooklyn, for this major career feat? Or Roddick, who now has a trump card over Roger Federer & co.?
As for her husband, Decker said, “I think he basically takes the reins in the locker room for the next year or so. He has good bragging rights. He’s very proud.”

In Case You Hadn't Noticed...


...there's been a little bit of snow over the weekend. And while my fellow East Coast/Mid-Atlantic peoples and I are still trying to dig ourselves out of Friday and Saturday's snowpocalypse, the forecast is calling for us to get pounded by another storm tonight (I think I'm going to ask Hero to start scouting apartments for me in L.A.).

I want to send a special shout-out to the City of Pittsburgh for their fantastic snow removal work. Four days after the storm, and they have yet to salt or plow a single city street. FML.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

For all you movie buffs

Here's a clip someone (I suck) did, "If Movie Directors did the Super Bowl."

Friday, February 5, 2010

It's the Weekend

Let's ride...






Breaking down KD's shoe

Here's a breakdown of what went into Kevin Durant's Nike Zoom KD II, which is obviously a tremendous piece of footwear considering he drops 30 points at the same rate I drop sh*ts.



BC with the assist.

Download: Cassidy "Apply Pressure 2" Mixtape




Lol at the cover.

Download Link

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Download: The Game "Shake"



This is cool.

Download The Game "Shake"

Banned Bud Light Super Bowl Ad

Pretty Funny IMO.

Air Jordan Retro 1 Mid Phat Premier QS Varsity Red and Varsity Blue




Just released.

Throwback Thursday: "Can't Be Wastin My Time" -- Mona Lisa ft. Mr. Cheeks

I think I saw Mona Lisa on a milk carton a month or two after this track came out. Where the hell did she go?

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Lil Gangsta Don't Play

Little man has heart, but...his mom looks too damn good for one little baby slap to stop me. He can have all the Doritos he wants.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Ballin' Out with Nemo & 'Em

Got $325,000 that's just laying around your place, and looking to kill some time one week this spring? Then you might want to look into a modest vacation at Necker Island, where you are not only provided with the standard fun-in-the-sun found at a typical, run-of-the-mill, mom & pop private resort, but also something rather unique: a chance to "fly" underwater.
Guests on Necker Island, a retreat in the British Virgin Islands, will be able to dive underwater in a submarine dubbed the Necker Nymph for $25,000 a week. But that's only after shelling out around $300,000 for a one-week stay on Necker, the private island owned by billionaire and Virgin Group chairman Richard Branson.

Beginning on Feb. 20, two riders and a pilot and will be able to take the plunge from land, or from a boat. The underwater plane uses the downward pressure on its wings to fly through the water for up to two hours at a time, while an open cockpit will give riders a 360-degree view.

Maybe next fall, when The Hero wins the Main Event at the World Series of Poker, we can all take a little Crooked Straight staff retreat.

Hero—holla at ya boy.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Download: DJ Khaled "All I Do is Win" + "All My Life"



Leaks from the upcoming DJ Khaled album.

"All I Do is Win" ft. Snoop, Ludacris, T-Pain Download

"All My Life" ft. Akon, Shyne Download


Saturday, January 30, 2010

3 Penis Wine Infomercial

Brought to you by the president of Taco Corp.

Friday, January 29, 2010

It's Friday

Time to bounce...

Tiger's Sex Tape

L-O-L

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Thursday Throwback: "Only You [Remix]" -- 112 ft. Notorious B.I.G. and Mase

This track still bangs, and it marked the debut of a young Mr. Betha in the then-burgeoning world of mainstream hip-hop.

Tail Report: The BSN Girls

If you've never heard of BSN, don't worry—neither had I before catching today's Maxim gallery. And though I'm neither a fan of the UFC, nor am I into nutritional supplements, I can honestly now say that I love BSN with all of my heart.





































































































Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Kim K. Protects Her Assets

TMZ has confirmed that Kim Kardashian will be bringing extra protection when she rolls to her boyfriend's next football game—and we ain't talking a spare pack of magnums.

The New Orleans Saints' luckiest charm -- Kim Kardashian's booty -- is gonna be the most protected back at the Super Bowl this year ... because it's set to be chauffeured around Miami in a veritable fortress on wheels.

TMZ has learned Reggie Bush's favorite asset will be hitting the town on Super Bowl weekend in a Vault XXL2 Limousine by Armor Horse -- which is a tank/limo hybrid built with composite ballistic panels and bullet-resistant windows.

And that's not all: Both doors on the limo are fitted with emergency gun ports -- so, whether the limo is rockin' or not ... it's best if you don't come a knockin'.

Kim K.'s booty + Miami Beach? If you ask me, this rental makes perfect sense. It would probably take gun ports and composite ballastic panels to keep me from her, and I'm not even her biggest fan. Rumor has it The Hero applied to be the limo driver but failed the security screening.

Daily Dunk: Shannon Brown

Can't wait to see what this guy does in the dunk contest.