Monday, November 17, 2014

Gettin' Real Tired of Your Shit

Pat ain't having it anymore.

Monday Kickstart: A Kinda New Day

The archaic laws of this country are slowly changing to adapt to modern day science and education. The key word there being "slowly."

One of the many reasons I'd like to hit the PowerBall: To have enough money that I wouldn't have to worry about getting caught up by pointless laws like those that criminalize marijuana use. Maybe one day we'll just admit that even the most powerful people in America, the people whose dollars operate the strings on the politicians who make the laws, like to toke up. And we'll all just move on. Maybe.

Time for this week's inspiration. There are many things I look for in the lady who I choose as the week's Kickstart model. Poise. Sophistication. Elegance. A bangin' body and a face that could launch a thousand ships to war. This week's choice, Ms. Terann Hilow, certainly has ample amounts of all of that. But what put her over the top is posing in an Oakland Raiders bikini:

As a lifelong Raiders fan, I can say without hesitation that this is the best that shield has looked for over a decade. Let's go.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Always Tip Your Servers

Say hi to Nina. Nina's fooling around with a bartender behind her husband's back. Nina's husband's best friend is a true best friend.

Monday, November 10, 2014

Monday Kickstart: Too Much

If you haven't seen this video yet...well, there's really no way to properly prepare you. Adult Swim produced and released it, and if you've seen late-80s-early-90s sitcoms, you'll recognize the theme right away. That is to say, you'll recognize the theme at the start. After that, well...

I really hope the people who wrote that get the professional help they need. If you watched that all the way through to the end (and let's be honest: once it starts, it's damn near impossible to look away), then you probably feel like you need your mind scrubbed. To help with that, allow me to introduce my new favorite DJ, the devastatingly sexy Adrienn Levai:

Let's go.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Throwback Thursday: "I Got a Man" -- Positive K

In the 90s, this was called "playing hard to get." In 2014, he'd probably be called a "slut shaming, catcalling stalker," but whatevs.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Monday, November 3, 2014

Monday Kickstart: War Eagle Hammertime

I'm about 12 hours late getting you kickstarted this week. All I can do is beg your forgiveness, and give you this fantastic video of the head coach of my beloved Auburn University football team getting it.


War damn Eagle, Gus. War damn Eagle.

And if you're looking for some inspiration to get you moving like Gus and his awesome footwork, how about the thought of some pooltime with Ms. Larissa Bartolo:

Let's go.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Yes, All Quarterbacks

Sure, having a PR job for an NFL team might sound like a fun job. But when you're faced with the brutal reality of those big, looming athletes being helplessly surrounded by merciless savages wearing press badges, you see things in a whole new light.

Monday, October 27, 2014

Monday Kickstart: #DeadGirlProblems

As much as people try to fill every inch of October with Halloween propaganda these days, there's really only about a week's worth of entertainment to come from it all. So to kick off that week, and kickstart the workweek, here's some people in Philly getting the shit scared out of them. You know, because Halloween. (...I think.)

So much to love in this video. The girl who had to be restrained by her boyfriend. The cat. The multiple guys who screamed and ran like little girls. Nothing gets the ol' heart pumping like a creepy girl popping out from the shadows.

Well, I mean, almost nothing does. She may not be creepy, but this week's inspiration, Ms. Rachel Mullins, can certainly cause your blood pressure to spike, even on a brightly-lit beach:

Let's go.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Throwback Thursday: "Doe or Die" -- AZ

"I gotta look like Tevin Campbell, but still I gamble/
Hustle and scramble, 'cause money is muscles in this damn zoo..."

AZ's still one of the best that ever did it.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

No Facts League

The more they try, the more the NFL just can't get anything right.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Monday Kickstart: Cocked and Ready for Danger

Navigating public transportation can be hard. Complete strangers crammed together, competing over stiff seats. And you always seem to end up stuck next to some prick.

...Psshh, what a dick.

This week's motivation comes all the way from Europe, in the form of gorgeous Dutch model Nancy Lynn De Ronde:

Let's go.