Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Damnit White People, You're Mad at Star Wars Now?!?!?!

This just has to be Trolling...it HAS to be.

So #‎BoycottStarWarsVII‬ is a "thing" and it makes me want to slap someone. By thing I mean people are trying to start a movement to boycott the movie because a black Storm Trooper is somehow unfathomable and the fact that he is a main character is somehow an affront to white people (again this just HAS to be trolling).

Space Darkies in a fictitious cinematic universe threatens the power of white people in America.

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Look, let me explain this to you. Happening to have a Darkie in a lead role in a fictional movie that exists in a galaxy far far away is not White Genocide. Nevermind genocide has a very specific meaning 

genocide

the deliberate killing of a large group of people, especially those of a particular ethnic group or nation.

Last time I checked no one was ethnically cleansing white folks in America. No one is rounding white folks up and sending them to gas chambers. So stop that silly shit.

Mind you this isn't the first time this has happened in film.

So let me get this straight


This bothers you                                    


This bothers you                                                     

This bothers you                      

This bothers you                        
But this shit is totally acceptable

What kind of ass backwardness is this? Especially when you are busy white washing ancient Egypt, you're doing it at a place that ACTUALLY EXISTS. WITH REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL FUCKING FEATURES.

This brand of racism pisses me off not because it's racist but because it's lazy as fuck.

If you wanna get worried about the position of white people in this country because black and brown people will soon outnumber you. AT LEAST THAT SHIT IS BASED IN REALITY. 

This is just lazy in every sense of the word.

Step your game up lazy racists.

#Start Nerd Rant

Don't give me the bullshit about black Storm Troopers not being canon because of the Clone Wars. 

1. everything you know about canon is no longer so due to the jettisoning of the Expanded Universe. 

2. the time period of the new movie is like 30 years after the events of Return of The Jedi. Fett Daddy's clones would be at least 50. 

3. Unless you kept making clones of the same fucker you are going to need new recruits and in a galaxy with multiple life having planets it's pretty plausible one of those systems had break dancing watermelon eating darkies on it.

#End Nerd Rant

This just HAS to be trolling. 

And it works because people have actually gotten pissed about shit like this mind you people actually argued if a black storm trooper was possible.

Lawd help these idiots


Monday, May 5, 2014

Monday Kickstart: Making the Band

Since yesterday was the Star War nerd Xmas—otherwise known as May the 4th, enjoy this College Humor look behind the scenes at the Cantina Band auditions, featuring some faces familiar to people who probably aren't Star Wars fans.



And now for something to wash your brain of anything Star Wars-related (aside from her name sounding like an Alderon moon—sorry), here's Hannah-Jade B:


Let's go.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Monday Kickstart: Animated Discussion

My boy Armo put me onto this video last week, and I've watched it repeatedly ever since. Seven of the entertainment industry's best voice actors read through the script of Star Wars using various impressions and voices of their famous cartoon characters.

The video's long, but well worth viewing. Especially when John DiMaggio does his Paul Lynde impression (55 minute mark). Kills it.




As hot as Tara Strong is ("Even I get boarded sometimes"), I figured I'd still give you a weekly dose of motivation, this time in the form of Ms. Leanna Decker:


Let’s get it.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Next Level

Diplomacy is always better than violence. But, if you have to shoot a fair one, stick to the fisticuffs...especially in the future.





The homie Serge with the assist.