Rough Waters

This is easily the whitest thing you'll ever see: Two drunk girls fighting while white water rafting in North Carolina.

Comic Relief

I'm just guessing; but I'd have to say that, after doing The Tonight Show and feeling up Amy Schumer, third place on every comic's dream list is drop kicking a heckler.

From Playboy:

During an open mic comedy show in Las Vegas, a guy was given his five minutes to do a set and when time was up, the host walked over and informed him that was the end of the set, as most hosts do. Apparently the comedian/heckler did not take kind to this, as he’s known as to disrupt shows and ruin other comic’s sets.

A 2-for-1 on Lessons

Look, if a brotha knocks you to the floor with one shot and then walks away, maybe don't push the issue any further.

Respect My Gangsta: Old Man By the Sea

This is sweet, sweet poetry. If you act like a douchebag, you deserve to get knocked the fuck out.

Fan Challenges Ghostface

You may think you can knock the star out. But never forget that you're surrounded by people who love him enough to have paid to be there. Bottom line: If you act a fool, you can get knocked the fuck out, just like the next man.



My boy Pro with the find.

Throwback Thursday: "Simon Says" -- Pharoahe Monch

1999 fight music...

I still remember my boy E pumping this track on a continuous repeat as we rode around town in his car. It definitely knocked, though on the whole Pharaohe never really lived up to the hype.

Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe

All I know is, neither one of them is having any of Ray Rice's shit. None of it.

It's the Weekend

Time to fuck shit up...

An Ass Whoopin' -- with a Twist

That...took a weird turn.



Word to my boy Pro on the find.

Monday Kickstart: Hit and Run

I mean, if you're going to fight sneakily, instead of standing toe-to-toe...this has got to be the realest way you can do it.



Some may call this video a bad example. But those are the delusional people. Realists, such as myself, understand that conflict is part of life. And physical resolution of that conflict is going to happen often, especially for kids too young to know how to handle it through cooler heads. Sadly, these days we're just as likely to see kids—even two this young—solve those physical conflicts with weapons instead of their fists. I look at this video with the thought that, maybe, someday those inevitable physical altercations will just be handled with fists and fancy bike skills, and kids will leave the guns alone. But then again, I'm a realist...

A bit of comedy, followed by a bit of social commentary. Let's finish this week's kickstart by putting a smile back on your face. Here to do that is Ms. Phoenix Skye:



Let's go.

Elevator Music

Can't even. This shit is fantastic.



My boy Profound with the assist.

"Finish Her!"

WorldStar would surpass Facebook, Twitter, and Snap Chat combined if every video was like this.

It's the Weekend

Time to wreck shit...

Monday Kickstart: Chick Fight

Any Family Guy fan out there will love this. Two stunt women—Jessie Graff (Chicken) and Tree O'Toole (Peter)—have recreated the famous chicken fight scene from the show.



...Am I the only one who's a little turned on right now?

Speaking of which, time for your weekly motivation. I'm going with a personal favorite of mine, Miss Brenda Song:

Let's go.

It's the Weekend

Time to kick it old school...

Monday Kickstart: Bad Mothershutyourmouths

Ever walk out of a movie theater feeling like you're Jason Bourne being chased by automatic weapon toting bad guys? Here's what the world looks like through the eyes of a cinematic badass, as the boys from Biting Elbows put a first person twist on the action movie.



As for the beautiful Beth Humphreys, that's one bad ass you'll prefer to view in third person.

Let's go.

You Asked for It

I hate MMA. It's a bunch of sweaty guys hitting and/or wrestling with each other. I have nothing against homosexuality, but it's all just a little too Freudian for my tastes. And it's incredibly ironic when homophobic people talk about how much they love MMA fighting.

That being said, there is one good thing about MMA: The occasional clip where a jackass gets completely owned. Case in point:

Respect My Gangsta: Veronica Rothlenhauser

This is one of the sexiest things I've ever seen.

Drizzy vs. Breezy

*sigh*

By now you've likely heard the news (from TMZ):

Chris Brown sustained a nasty gash on his chin -- apparently a wound from a bottle

attack -- after his entourage allegedly clashed with Drake's crew in a NYC nightclub brawl.

TMZ has confirmed with the NYPD that the two singers' crews got into a fight at WIP nightclub -- 5 people were injured in the melee.

NYPD arrived on the scene after receiving a call between 4 and 5am. Chris and Drake were not present when cops arrived.

We're told there were no critical injuries ... just bumps, bruises and lacerations. No arrests were made.

After the fight, Brown tweeted a photo of his injury ... along with the message, "How u party wit rich n**** that hate? Lol... Throwing bottles like girls? #shameonya!."

The article goes on to cite rumors that the fight broke out over Rihanna. While I think Ri-Ri is worth fighting for, I think you're a damn fool if you fight over someone you aren't with. Only acceptable scenario where she's the center of the beef: Drake (or someone in his crew) was talking shit on Rihanna, and Chris stood up for her honor as a friend, in return for her having had his back over the last few years. No other combination works here.

By the way... Not to sound like I'm taking sides here, but looking at the facts: Their entourages were obviously heavily involved in this fight, so you have to ask just how active either artist was when shit went down. Since Brown has shown us the cut on his chin, it's reasonable to assume he was in the thick of things (and didn't just, say, get hit by flying glass while standing on the sideline—though we can't entirely rule that out either). In the only glimpse of Drake that we've seen following all of this, though, he (1.) Doesn't have a mark on him, and (2.) is walking with some big burly motherfuckers. So...did Drake play the sidelines while his security crew went to war?

Monday Kickstart: Don't Step to This

How do you know when you're outmatched? Maybe when your opponent assumes a radical new fighting stance that you've never seen before...

...Maybe that's the moment when you ask yourself just how serious you are about seeing this thing through to the bitter end.

Of course, if you're more of a lover than a fighter, then maybe Elvida Santos will appeal to your senses.

Courtesy of T.I.T.S. Blog.

Let's get it.