But for shits and giggles this is what I would do if I won
- I would go to work and blast the loudest, crazy hyped up, nastiest, angry, ridiculous hip hop.I'm talking Love In Your Mouth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XblF49ltwjs), Down Bottom (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlpG7kODzg), Neva Eva (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WrCfPBV6uY) etc etc and dare a motherfucka to say some shit.
- I would go to the nearest dealership and buy a Bugatti JUST SO I CAN SNAPCHAT MYSELF SCREAMING "I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI". Then take that shit right back (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djE-BLrdDDc)
- I would open a Waffle House cause I love grits and shit
- I would learn how to say NO in as many languages as possible because I'm giving none of you SHIT. I don't give a fiddly fuck about your idea for a new chain of fried chicken joints or the record label you want to start. I mean even in Consuela voice. "No, noooooo I no give Mr. Peter"
- Anytime they want me to take a picture of me with the check or for promotional purposes I'm whipping my dick out. EVERYTIME
- I'd find every person who I hate, offer them a job and then fire that ass IMMEDIATELY (grand opening, grand closing)
- Buy a Jerome.
I mean a brother can dream can't he?