Missed Connections

I'm sending out a special missed connection to a beautiful brunette actress I've seen on Community, who gives me those special feelings in my pants every time she bats her eyelashes...

Snow F**k Yourself

Jimmy Kimmel dishes out a little bit of justice. (Just a little...)

Kanye vs. Kimmel

Kanye is...kinda emotional right now. Earlier tonight, he decided to vent some steam in the direction of Jimmy Kimmel, Twitter-style.

And, of course, Kimmel waved it all off like a pro:

You might be wondering just what has Yeezy so worked up? Well...

...stay tuned.

Twerks, Lies, and Videotape

I feel so used, Jimmy Kimmel. So hurt, and so used.

All Over Ya Tatums

I'm ddyyyyyinnngggg...


(BTW: If you've seen This Is the End, it just makes this song 1000000000 times better.)

Forward

Our future depends on it. Frankly, to me it's inconceivable that anyone could have watched Mitt Romney lie his way back and forth across the nation over the past 10 months and still think he has any true plan, or any leadership qualities. Meanwhile President Obama has given us healthcare, ended the war in Iraq, killed Osama Bin Laden, and saved our economy from the abyss.

But, if you're somehow still undecided, please take a moment to listen to the words of Mr. Chris Rock:

Donda Dreamin'

What would an ad for Donda (Kanye's new design firm) look like? Jimmy Kimmel thinks he has an answer.

Hottie Body Hump Club

Scarlett Jo, I love you. I'm not the biggest fan of Jessica Biel, but I'm sure those of you who are will enjoy this too.

A little old, but still good ish.

National UnFriend Day

A message from Jimmy Kimmel and William Shatner. I think we all know a few Gina's on Facebook.

Jimmy Kimmel Owns Jay Leno

If you've read anything about the fiasco going on at NBC over the Leno/Conan war, then you know many of their talk show counterparts aren't too pleased with Jay. Count Jimmy Kimmel as one of them.

Your Own Piece of the Tiger Scandal

Rogen Gets Owned by Megan Fox

The slow motion replay is great, because you can see Rogen realizes almost instantly: this isn't a movie, and thus he's not going to get the hot girl in the end.

NY Jets Player Upset Over Schedule

If you haven't read about it in the news, the 2009 NFL schedule was released earlier this week, to the dismay of the New York Jets organization. Their team has two home games that start late in the day on Jewish holidays, and they feel that this will hurt attendance. For more on this development and player reaction, we turn to Jimmy Kimmel:

The Octomom in Labor

Seems you can't turn on the news these days without hearing about the Octomom. Here we have an exclusive look inside the hospital room during the birth, courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel.

Jimmy Kimmel + Black Barbershop = Barack Obama racial jokes

I LOL'd several times during this, especially when fighting pit bulls are brought up.



KK with the assist.

Nas Live (Hero, Sly Fox)

Nas performing at El Capitan in Los Angeles last night (Jimmy Kimmel).