Hot Wheels

Did you ever watch a race on TV and see a car's engine blow, and think to yourself, "Why don't you ever see that happen with a street car?" Well, add twin-turbochargers and 2005 bhp to a Lambo Gallardo, top it off at 250 mph, and you'll get your wish. Just make sure that after all of those modifications, you have some extra cash left with which to replace the engine and bodywork.

From AutoBlog:

Twerks, Lies, and Videotape

I feel so used, Jimmy Kimmel. So hurt, and so used.

It's the Weekend

Time to put on a show...



My friend Bobbo with the assist.

Monday Kickstart: It's Gettin' Hot in Hurr

Please folks, leave the job of hosing down flames to the professionals.

Looking for workweek motivation? (...get your filthy minds out of the gutter) My favorite Playmate, Miss Hiromi Oshima, has plenty to give:

*shivers* Luh that girl. LUH HER. Let's go.

Kevin Hart on Lopez Tonight

Hart's one of the funniest people on the face of the Earth. Stated. And here he gives some commentary on the weave fire at Diddy's release party.

"Cut the camera!! Cut the camera!!"

*dead*