Xmas List 2011: Keys, Wallet, Cell Phone Door Mat

Last year I gave you a few of the items on my personal Xmas list (an A list Hollywood actress, a $200,000 Italian supercar, etc.). Some might have seen these gift ideas as "ambitious". ..."Delusional" is also a viable description.

So this year I'll give you a few smaller, more realistic suggestions for those of you looking for ideas on what to buy for the loved ones in your life (but not necessarily me; I mean, I like the stuff I'll be posting over the next couple of weeks, but I would love Scarlett...I'm quite positive of that). First up is this clever gift for anyone who has locked his or herself out of his or her apartment more than 3 times in the last year. Ahem. *sheepishly raises hand*



The "Keys Wallet Cell Phone" reminder door mat.

Hottie Body Hump Club

Scarlett Jo, I love you. I'm not the biggest fan of Jessica Biel, but I'm sure those of you who are will enjoy this too.

A little old, but still good ish.

Tail Report: 2011 Academy Awards

Be honest: The red carpet is the only part of the Oscars you were even remotely interested in watching. I know that's the case for me.


Halle Berry
The Michael Jordan of red carpet hotness.

Mila Kunis
Good to finally see her begin to rise into the upper echelon of actresses, which only means more opportunities to see her looking tasty at red-carpeted events.

Scarlett Johansson
Another of my recently-single dreamgirls. She's kind of got a naughty-hot thing going here. Like she'd drag you into a broom closet during the ceremony and make your eyes cross.

Jennifer Lawrence
She cleans up well, I've gotta say. She might have been the biggest "dayuuuuummmmm" of the night.

Jennifer Hudson
I can tolerate her a little more now that she's lost all the weight. A little...

Mallika Sherawat
...Yeah, I don't know who she is, either. But I want to get to know her better.

Xmas List 2010: Scarlett Johansson

Just saying... Ryan's loss could be my holiday gain.

Tail Report: 2010 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

This is more of an obligatory post than you'll usually find when it comes to "Tail Reports". Flipping through the red carpet photos from last night, there really didn't seem to be much to make the ol' mouth water. Each of these ladies has looked hotter at other times, in my opinion, but oh well.

Katy Perry (Her legs and see-through dress earned her the mention. I have to give Russell credit—she's a thoroughbred. And if she really is into kissing girls, then...I fully understand wifing her.)

Vanessa Hudgens (Always delish)

Scarlett Johansson (Looking like every other attractive blonde chick...ever.)

Lindsay Lohan (Also looking like every other attractive blonde; the difference, of course, being that looking like an attractive blonde has become a rarity for Lindsay these days.)

Eva Mendes (You're welcome, TJ.)

Aubrey Plaza (A personal favorite of mine; the highly underrated talent—in every sense of that word—from "Parks and Recreation".)

Chelsea Korka (Am I showing my age by not having the slightest clue who she is? Wikipedia says she's "a member of Pussycat Dolls' European spin-off group The Paradiso Girls." *shrug* Whatever—shorty got some vicious thighs.)

Audrina Patridge (Looking like the Tin Man's slutty daughter.)