Tail Report: 2013 Golden Globes Red Carpet

In 2012 we made fun of Angelina Jolie for showing off her leg at an awards show. In 2013, every other gal on the red carpet is showing off her leg at awards shows.

I'm not hating, just making an observation.

Katherine McPhee

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lopez (Damn...you win, mamacita. Te amo.)

Jessica Alba (What we could've been, guhl...)

Sofia Vergara

Thandie Newton (still delish after all these years)

Halle Berry (...ditto.)

Eva Longoria

Carla Gugino (Curves. All. Day.)

Olivia Munn (Looking all classy...I see you, girl.)

Lea Michelle

Allison Williams (I love me some Allison Williams...)

Rosario Dawson

Kerry Washington

Amanda Seyfried

Hottie Body Hump Club

Scarlett Jo, I love you. I'm not the biggest fan of Jessica Biel, but I'm sure those of you who are will enjoy this too.

A little old, but still good ish.

I Just Had Sex

Here's the newest track from the Lonely Island boys, with an assist from Akon. In all honesty, it's about time someone dedicated a song to that euphoric, post-coitus, got-to-call/text-all-my-boys-to-brag feeling.



Props to my boy Andy for the find.

Jessica Alba: Spankalicious

Casey Affleck is a lucky, lucky man. He has the acting chops his brother Ben was expected to have (but never really produced, aside from "Chasing Amy" and "Good Will Hunting"). And those chops have landed him in what, for reasons found in the video below, may be the role of his life: acting opposite Jessica Alba in a new movie called "The Killer Inside Me", scheduled for release next year.



I always knew she liked it rough.

Tail Report: Jessica Alba

Yes, THAT Jessica Alba. The hot one that we all fell in love with before she got pregnant and—even worse—married. She's back, she's at the beach, and she's in a bikini.

Now if only she'd see a good divorce attorney...

Stalkerazzi: Jessica Alba

She's in her third trimester so leave it alone.