Tail Report: 2013 Golden Globes Red Carpet

In 2012 we made fun of Angelina Jolie for showing off her leg at an awards show. In 2013, every other gal on the red carpet is showing off her leg at awards shows.

I'm not hating, just making an observation.

Katherine McPhee

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lopez (Damn...you win, mamacita. Te amo.)

Jessica Alba (What we could've been, guhl...)

Sofia Vergara

Thandie Newton (still delish after all these years)

Halle Berry (...ditto.)

Eva Longoria

Carla Gugino (Curves. All. Day.)

Olivia Munn (Looking all classy...I see you, girl.)

Lea Michelle

Allison Williams (I love me some Allison Williams...)

Rosario Dawson

Kerry Washington

Amanda Seyfried

Real Men Don't Buy Girls

While I hesitate to give Donald Trump any props, I'll post this video for three reasons:

(1.) The cause is just and good. Forced prostitution is a considerable plight in the world, and I applaud Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher for trying to help bring an end to it.

(2.) Jamie Foxx cracks me the fuck up when he looks at the camera.

(3.) Eva's looking finer and finer to me now that she's available. "You remind me of a girl, that I, once knewww..." *sigh*

Hottie Body Hump Club

Scarlett Jo, I love you. I'm not the biggest fan of Jessica Biel, but I'm sure those of you who are will enjoy this too.

A little old, but still good ish.

It's Friday

Time to break those chains...

"Gentlemen: On your mark, get set..."

Eva Longoria has filed for her freedom.

From ESPN.com:

Longoria filed for divorce Wednesday morning in Los Angeles Superior Court. She and Parker, the All-Star point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, were married July 7, 2007. They have no children together.

In the filing, Longoria, who had taken Parker's name, is requesting that her name be restored to Eva Jacqueline Longoria. The filing also states that the couple had a prenuptial agreement.

A beautiful Latina in her mid-30s who likes light-skinned brothers (albeit foreign ones...but I'll give her a pass there)? Sign me up. Although I'm sure I'd just end up pulling an Usher on her, since she looks a LOT like a certain Ex. (*sigh* I swear she ruins everything. But, then again...

...I'm sure I could find a way to soldier through it.)

Happy hunting, fellas.