Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Gangsta Boo

There are many reasons why I love Rihanna, but this may be the least superficial one: She's just fun. And she's just the right amount of crazy.

Some Most All women are crazy—every guy knows this (some of us all too well...*cough*). There's a definitive point along the scale of crazy, though, where you're messing with a truly psycho broad; and, unless you like waking up with a gun barrel pressed to your nuts, you would be best advised to steer clear of these women. What you look for, then, is a gal who's about three steps short of that precipice. One, say, who isn't shy about rocking out at a concert with "Thug Life" written on her stomach:


Compare this to the infamous photos of Lindsay Lohan with a knife to Vanessa Minnillo's throat, and you have a vivid example of the right way and the wrong way to do a spontaneous, nonconformist-chic photograph. Right amount of crazy vs. Wrong amount of crazy. And then, just when you've gotten used to her foot-to-your-throat punk persona, Rihanna pulls a 180. The same playfulness that a moment ago was used to project the rebellious nature of a middle-fingers-up thug is called on to remind us that she is also a girly-girl expertly capable of employing her sexuality:



No human being is one-dimensional, but pop stars—or rather, the avatars that pop stars use when they feel that fans and cameras are watching—often are. They become so careful about how any one action or soundbite will be used against them that they stick to a narrow script, never daring to veer across the dotted lines. And that's my favorite thing about Rihanna: She's not afraid to change lanes as the situation dictates. She keeps it 100; she's all her, all the time. She's beautiful, rich, and famous, and certainly those are attributes that will earn the attention of a man with even the most honest of intentions; but the fact that she's actually as attractive on the inside as on the outside means a lot. She's exactly the type of woman every man wants to marry: honest, fun, sexy, and just the right amount of crazy.

Images from The Daily Mail. TJ with the assist.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Lindsay Posing for Playboy


File this one under "It was only a matter of time..."

From Yahoo!:
The source told Access that Lohan is disrobing for the spread, which is being shot this week in LA.

When contacted by Access, a rep for the actress said, "I cannot confirm at this time."

A spokesperson for Playboy also had no comment on the report. According to TMZ, Playboy reportedly offered the actress $750,000 to strip down. However, she countered, asking for a million dollar payday.

While the magazine would not cough up $1 million, they did reportedly come up from their original offer, which was enough to get the deal done.
A million, Lindsay? Really? We've already seen her mostly naked (or at least topless) in several paparazzi shots and her 2008 New York Magazine photo shoot. That said...yeah, I'm definitely going to be looking forward to this issue of Playboy arriving in my mailbox.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Hottie Body Hump Club

Scarlett Jo, I love you. I'm not the biggest fan of Jessica Biel, but I'm sure those of you who are will enjoy this too.

A little old, but still good ish.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Lohan Plays it Straight (Sorta)

Not sure how I hadn't seen this until just a few minutes ago. Have to say it's pretty funny though, especially since Lindsay's been back to (and back out of) prison since this aired.

2010 MTV Video Music Awards
Tags: Chelsea Handler Gets Ass-Slapped by Lindsay Lohan, MTV

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Just Saying...

Lindsay Lohan -- 2 official mugshots.




Rick Ross -- 1 official mugshot.





Also, Lindsay looks a lot better on Complex Magazine's cover than Ross ever could.





Winner: Lindsay. (FREE LILO!)

Monday, June 7, 2010

Tail Report: 2010 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

This is more of an obligatory post than you'll usually find when it comes to "Tail Reports". Flipping through the red carpet photos from last night, there really didn't seem to be much to make the ol' mouth water. Each of these ladies has looked hotter at other times, in my opinion, but oh well.

Katy Perry (Her legs and see-through dress earned her the mention. I have to give Russell credit—she's a thoroughbred. And if she really is into kissing girls, then...I fully understand wifing her.)


Vanessa Hudgens (Always delish)


Scarlett Johansson (Looking like every other attractive blonde chick...ever.)


Lindsay Lohan (Also looking like every other attractive blonde; the difference, of course, being that looking like an attractive blonde has become a rarity for Lindsay these days.)


Eva Mendes (You're welcome, TJ.)


Aubrey Plaza (A personal favorite of mine; the highly underrated talent—in every sense of that word—from "Parks and Recreation".)


Chelsea Korka (Am I showing my age by not having the slightest clue who she is? Wikipedia says she's "a member of Pussycat Dolls' European spin-off group The Paradiso Girls." *shrug* Whatever—shorty got some vicious thighs.)


Audrina Patridge (Looking like the Tin Man's slutty daughter.)

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Milk-a-WHA??

When you saw this:



...did you think of this?:



Neither did I. But, amazingly, one person did: Lindsay Lohan.
NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - The actress Lindsay Lohan has sued E*Trade Financial Corp for $100 million, saying a "milkaholic" baby girl who appeared in a recent commercial was modeled after her.

Lohan alleged that online brokerage's use in the ad the girl, also named Lindsay, improperly invoked her "likeness, name, characterization, and personality" without permission, violating her right of privacy.

In her lawsuit filed Monday in a Nassau County, New York state court, the 23-year-old actress sought $50 million of compensatory damages and $50 million of exemplary damages. She also demanded that E*Trade stop running the ad and turn over all copies to her.

E*Trade's spokeswoman declined to comment. My personal guess is she couldn't comment, because she was laughing too hard.

Really, Lindsay? Are you that self-absorbed that you think anyone using the name "Lindsay" (or Lindsey, since in the ad it is spoken and not actually typed out for any kind of verification) and jokingly referencing addiction is basing the character and depiction on you?

Or are you just suing because you're low on coke money?