I Can't...

*flatlines*

Rick Ross Nike commercial

"Boom," goes the ex officer.

Just Saying...

Lindsay Lohan -- 2 official mugshots.




Rick Ross -- 1 official mugshot.





Also, Lindsay looks a lot better on Complex Magazine's cover than Ross ever could.





Winner: Lindsay. (FREE LILO!)

Download: Rick Ross ft. Drake + Chrisette Michele "Aston Martin Music"

This is smooth.

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Download: Rick Ross "Money Maker"

My least favorite personality in hip hop continuing to drop boss music. Produced by Boi-1da, who is apparently producing everyone in the game right now.

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Download: Trina ft. Lil Wayne+Rick Ross "Currency"

Trina, Weezy, Rossy: Is there a better hip-hop trio out there? Yeah, I can think of a few too but for now we'll settle for these three. This is from Trina's soon-to-be-released "Amazin'" album.

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Download: Consequence ft. Rick Ross "The More I Get"

Y'all know I hate Rick Ross but this is a smooth little track and I gotta show Cons some love...

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Rick Ross is still a fraud

From XXL:

Dear Editor:

We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points.

The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal.

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion.

Sincerely,

Michael D. Pantalony, Esq.
Louis Vuitton Malletier

How could Rick Ross be so stupid? He continues to establish himself as the gangster version of Milli Vanilli.

I can't believe people are fans of this character. Boss!

The World's Corniest Rapper finally confesses he was 5-0

Power 106's Big Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy interviewed Ricky Bossy Rossy and Rick Ross goes into some 15-minute response that basically admits he was a correction's officer although he manages to promote his album and B.E.T. special in the process.

This guy is such a joke to me it's unbelievable. And it has nothing to do with his beef with 50, just his ridiculous drug trafficking lyrics.

Big Boy: "Was Rick Ross in fact a Corrections Officer?"
Rick Ross: "Rick Ross done did it all to get money."

I guess it makes anything cool as long as you did it to get money. I'll have to remember that one anytime I f*ck up, I'll just say I did it to get money and everything is good.

LMAO. However, Ross goes on to state that he's "certified in the streets" so it doesn't really matter what I think.


RICK ROSS TALKS ABOUT BEING A C.O. (BIG BOYS NEIGHBORHOOD) from qdeezy on Vimeo.

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