Tuesday Kickstart (Part 1): Off to Never Never Land

It's Tuesday, but for most of us it's "Monday"—the first day of work after Labor Day Weekend. And if your weekend was as full of beer, bikinis, shots, fantasy football drafts, beer pong, pizza, and water gun battles as mine was, then you need a pug playing Metallica's "Enter Sandman" right about now.



Let's go.

It's the Weekend

Time to rage against the machine...

Out of Thin Air

...okay, I'm going to need someone to explain this one to me.



Was that faked? If not...what the fuuucckkkk??

It's the Weekend

Time to bark up the wrong tree...

From El Tigre Negro.

Outchea

*drops his shades on y'all*

Throwback Thursday: "Who Am I? (What's My Name?)" -- Snoop Dogg

Witness the moment a hip-hop up-and-comer ascended to the throne. This release was the moment "that dude who runs with Dre" became "that dude."

Respect My Gangsta: Unknown Cat

This broad got what was coming to her. Plus some. Not even her punk ass dog wanted it.

Nothin' But the Dog in Me

Sometimes you've just got to find the positives. Sure you don't have much money. Sure you live in Kazakhstan. Sure you're...a dog. But you still have music, you still have rhythm. And they'll never take that away from you.

Monday Kickstart: Wrecking Shit

If you're going to dress up your pet for Halloween, at least do it right.

[Source: College Humor]


That being said, if I had my choice of people I could see "dressed" as Miley's "Wrecking Ball" video, Tiffany Toth would fall much, much higher on the list:

Let's go.

Bitches Love Him

I've been meaning to post this for over a week. But I got busy, and...why am I even bothering to explain? It's a dog dancing to "Shake That Ass"; are you even still reading this?

Monday Kickstart: Shakin' off the Haters Like Fleas

To put it plainly, this dog is more athletically gifted than you.


Now if THAT's not motivation to get your ass in gear this week, I don't know what is. Don't feel like jogging two miles? Yeah, that's cool...Jumpy just did a somersault 15 feet across a pool, landed on a scooter, rode it down a mountain, jumped off, caught a zip line with his teeth, and took that sumumabitch straight down to the deck of a yacht, where he landed in Kate Upton's lap—and tweeted a pic of that shit (hashtag: RedRocketInHerPocket). You know...no big deal.

And now that you're hateful, allow me to reinvigorate you with the lovely Ms. Esjay Craigie:

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: Doggystyle

The bitches love him.

And this week, I love Tania Funes. Actually, every week I love Tania Funes. And so do mirrors.

Let's get it.

Monday Kickstart: Focus

I know, I know... That picture has done about 20 laps around Facebook over the past couple of months. But it's Monday morning, I haven't had any coffee yet, and I'm late in getting a Kickstart post up on the page. So, in summation: Fight me.

I have a feeling, though, that after seeing this picture of the newly-crowned Miss USA, Olivia Culpo, you won't be in much of a fighting mood anymore.

Yup, didn't think so. Congrats, Olivia. Let's go.

Can't Be Faded

Have you ever been sitting in the barbershop and thought, "I wonder what would happen if a pitbull just randomly walked up in here right now?"

Even if you haven't thought that before, I guarantee it's all you'll be thinking about the next time you're getting your fade tigthened up.



My cuzzo O.C. with the assist.