Monday Kickstart: Shakin' off the Haters Like Fleas

To put it plainly, this dog is more athletically gifted than you.


Now if THAT's not motivation to get your ass in gear this week, I don't know what is. Don't feel like jogging two miles? Yeah, that's cool...Jumpy just did a somersault 15 feet across a pool, landed on a scooter, rode it down a mountain, jumped off, caught a zip line with his teeth, and took that sumumabitch straight down to the deck of a yacht, where he landed in Kate Upton's lap—and tweeted a pic of that shit (hashtag: RedRocketInHerPocket). You know...no big deal.

And now that you're hateful, allow me to reinvigorate you with the lovely Ms. Esjay Craigie:

Let's go.