Tail Report: Kat Gutierrez

I may have to start calling these, "Tail Report—sponsored by T.I.T.S. Blog". These boys know talent, and they know where to find it. Ms. Gutierrez, their "Cutie of the Week (6-21-12)" is just another example of that.

Kat Gutierrez is 100% Filipina and has been modeling/go-go dancing for years and considers herself a veteran in the game. She currently works as the marketing director for a popular club in Hollywood called Level 3 Hollywood. She was born in the Philippines, but moved when she was just six months old and was raised in Burbank, CA.

I really do have to get back to Cali soon.

Tail Report: Krys Angeles

Chalk up another win for the T.I.T.S. boys.

It occurs to me that we haven't had many blondes featured in Tail Reports, which probably speaks highly to my personal bias towards dark-haired gals (if any fair-haired ladies out there would like to try and break me from this spell, please feel free to contact me to schedule a one-on-one meeting). Hopefully the photos below of Miss Angeles—who, in our personal slanguage, TJ and I would classify as a WGWA (White Girl With Assssssssss)—will help to rectify this wrong.

It's the Weekend

Time for the bare essentials...

Spotted on T.I.T.S. Blog.

Tail Report: Donnabella Mortel

Thank you, T.I.T.S. Blog. You guys are the...well, you know...

Donnabella Mortel is a Filipina actress originally from Seattle,WA who has been living in Los Angeles for the last three years to pursue her passion of acting, and she has been doing exactly that, landing several small and medium sized roles in television and film. She planned to attend law school after graduating Sum ma Cum Laude from Seattle U and dancing with the then NBA Seattle SuperSonics, but instead made the bold decision to follow her dream.

A quick stalking perusing of Donnabella's IMDB page shows that she appeared in a movie called "Hoodrat 2: Hoodrat Warriors", from which we get this still:

I'm going to go ahead and call it: Wifey Material. You can find the future "Ex-Mrs. D.E.F.I." on Twitter (@DBZIZZLE) and on her website, http://donnabellamortel.com/. (Producers: Hurry up and cast her in some new movie and TV roles. She'll need the money if she's going to be married to my broke ass.)

Tail Report: Dannielle Michelle

Dannielle was T.I.T.S. Blog's "Cutie of the Week" two weeks ago, and I still haven't recovered. This girl is straight fire. And she can cook, too? Wifey.

Dannielle Michelle was born and raised in Miami, FL and earned her BA in marketing at Florida Atlantic University. She recently made the move to Las Vegas where she plans on opening a cupcake boutique at some point in the near future. Her whole life people have assumed she was Latina even though she is mixed with Vietnamese, Chinese and White.

I'm suddenly having some very unsanitary thoughts involving cupcake icing...

Tail Report: Brittany Dailey

I know, I know... It's been forever and a day since we gave you one of these. And, to be fair, I'm more or less stealing this one (mostly) from the T.I.T.S. Blog. But I think when you look through some of Ms. Dailey's photos you'll find your disappointment melting away. She's a cutie, no doubt.

Among her many T.I.T.S. appearances is this blog interview, which gives you two minutes with an angel (including video). And, like The Conchords said, "two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven."

It's the Weekend

Time to read the signs...

(from the Two In The Shirt blog)

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Dyme Def + T.I.T.S. "Wet Dreams"

Gotta show love to my 206 peoples. This video was shot in the T.I.T.S. Clothing warehouse. Dyme Def mixtape coming soon.



Corner Sleepz with the assist.

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