Monday Kickstart: I Do (or, at least, I WOULD)

By far, the two overwhelming trends of the world today are (1.) society's growing sexualization, and (2.) the exponential increase of exhibitionism thanks to the tag team of social media and technology. We, the people of Earth, are becoming more and more comfortable with sex. And, with the help of phones that can snap a quality photo of an otherwise private moment and websites that can make it available for the world to see, we are rapidly shedding our inhibitions. These new attitudes are upending thousands of years of repression that has dominated social behaviors since the middle ages. And when they wash over as antiquated an institution as marriage? Well, you get something bizarre and wonderful. From The Huffington Post:

There's nothing wrong with feeling sexy on your wedding day.

But please, save the crazy sexy stuff for the wedding night. Flashing your underwear or breasts to guests isn't sexy -- but it sure does make for a funny photo.

Click through the slideshow to see some outrageously funny attempts at "sexy" wedding photos (and yes, in case you're wondering, these are all real)

I have to disagree with the author, though, about flashing not being sexy—especially since he/she has already disagreed with himself/herself. If you call it "sexy stuff", then how can you turn around and say doing it "isn't sexy"? Regardless, this collection of photos is hilarious, and worth the look.

Speaking of the sexiness... It's time for your weekly dosage of inspiration. All things considered, though, Ms. Brittany Dailey might be considered an over-dosage:

*shivers* Let's go.

Tail Report: Brittany Dailey

I know, I know... It's been forever and a day since we gave you one of these. And, to be fair, I'm more or less stealing this one (mostly) from the T.I.T.S. Blog. But I think when you look through some of Ms. Dailey's photos you'll find your disappointment melting away. She's a cutie, no doubt.

Among her many T.I.T.S. appearances is this blog interview, which gives you two minutes with an angel (including video). And, like The Conchords said, "two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven."