Thursday, September 29, 2011

Throwback Thursday: "Broken Language" -- Smoothe da Hustler ft. Trigger tha Gambler

What ever happened to Smoothe? Or Trigger, for that matter? '95 illness.

TJ with the assist.

Tail Report: Faviola Amore

I admit, I'm stealing this one from Two In The Shirt's T.I.T.S. Blog, but take one look at Miss Amore and tell me if you blame me. A SoCal girl who loves nothing more than to roll up a blunt with Tommy Chong (check that interview at T.I.T.S. Blog), Faviola is every man's fantasy come true.

Serious props to the T.I.T.S. boys on this one.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Karate Man

Just 'cause I need this right now. Eddie's the G.O.A.T.

Northern Ireland: The Unsexiest Place on Earth

If Rihanna was topless on your property, would you protest? Hell, would you be upset if Rihanna was topless anywhere?

Yeah, neither would I. Which makes this story out of Ireland a little unsettling. From BBC News:
A farmer who allowed one of the world's best-selling pop stars to film in his grain field told her to cover up after she stripped down for a video.

DUP Alderman Alan Graham said he was fetching his tractor when he saw her and thought it was unacceptable.

The Rude Boy star was filming a new pop video in his Bangor field.

"I thought it was inappropriate. I requested them to stop and they did," he explained.

"I had my conversation with Rihanna and I hope she understands where I'm coming from. We shook hands," he said.
As a quick sidenote, the video on BBC's page has made me realize my calling on this planet: "Rihanna's titty makeup artist". Hell, why limit myself? "Titty makeup artist to the stars".

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Sharing is Caring

Playboy and Quiznos bring you "2 Girls, 1 Sub." (I *heart* Hiromi...)

Can't Be Faded

Have you ever been sitting in the barbershop and thought, "I wonder what would happen if a pitbull just randomly walked up in here right now?"

Even if you haven't thought that before, I guarantee it's all you'll be thinking about the next time you're getting your fade tigthened up.

My cuzzo O.C. with the assist.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

In Case You Were Wondering...

...Sofia's still hurting 'em. I could've done a whole Emmy's red carpet post, but why bother? This is really all you need to know about it. Though Christina Hendricks earned an honorable mention.

Monday, September 19, 2011

New Music: Childish Gambino -- "Bonfire"

Sick new track from his upcoming album, "Camp".

"The shit I'm doin this year? Insanity/
Made the beat then murdered it--Casey Anthony"

Bonfire by Childish Gambino

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Drill Baby, Drill

Glen Rice, you will heretofore be known as "That Nucca".

From Deadspin:
The National Enquirer grabbed some details from the upcoming Joe McGinniss Sarah Palin book, and this chunk is too delightful not to share with you immediately. Apparently Palin had a fling with former Heat/Hornet/Laker Glen Rice while he was in college and while she was a sports reporter in Alaska, all the way back in 1987. Rice confirms it in the book.

This is just the type of thing I needed to brighten my hump day.

The Enquirer report goes on to mention that Palin had a "fetish for black men at the time". At the time? Come on now, Sarah. You know the deal: Once you go black, you never go back. (Call me.)

Monday, September 12, 2011

Tail Report: Sharika Ellis

Miss Ellis is a Playboy hopeful, and I'm sure you'll notice two big reasons why she deserves a shot.

I love a natural woman. Especially 34-DDD-natural. Below you'll find a sampling of her plentiful Twitpic account (@SharikaEllis).

Disappearing Act

If your Monday has been like mine, then you know how Michel (the blonde kid) feels.

If you feel like Sven...well fuck you then, punk.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

It's Always Archer in Philadelphia

The world's favorite secret agent is stopping by the stomping grounds of Dennis, Charlie, Mac, Sweet Dee, and Frank this fall.

Assist by Pat Hanavan.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Auto Eroticism: Jaguar C-X16

Suddenly Britain's back in the business of making stunning cars.

Hot on the heels of recent press releases on the new Lotus Espirit and Bentley Continental GTC, Jaguar has just upped the ante. I think this is the first time a Jaguar has ever made me say, "Daaaammmnnnnnn..." This car is just gorgeous. It's a "production concept", meaning you can look for it in showrooms in the near future (likely in the fall of 2012).

From Automobile Magazine:
the C-X16 slots in beneath the XK, seats only two, but packs a serious punch. A new all-aluminum supercharged 3.0-liter V-6, rated at 380 hp and 332 lb-ft of torque, lurks underhood. That engine’s paired with a hybrid system that offers a so-called “push to pass” function. Much like the KERS systems employed in Formula One racing, an electric motor — rated at 93 hp and 173 lb-ft of torque — can provide an extra boost.

Jaguar says that powertrain is just as mean as it is green: in fact, the automaker claims it can rocket the C-X16 from 0-60 mph in 4.4 seconds, and ultimately to a top speed of 186 mph.
There are no early hints at the price tag, but given the market sector they're aiming for, I'm going to guess you'll need at least $50,000 to have one sitting in your driveway. If I had that kind of money to spend on a car, I would struggle with a decision between one of these and a BMW M3, which says A LOT.

Here are some more photos from Top Gear's website (they have even more beyond these).

Thursday, September 1, 2011


In the narrative of American culture, the star quarterback gets the hot girl. But, if 80s movies have taught us anything, the star quarterback is also the biggest douchebag in town. So what, then, would be better karma than for that douchebag to father a child by the hot girl; for that child to be a daughter; and for that daughter to then use the blessing of a prime gene pool to grow into a beautiful woman who gets paid to parade around in very little clothing? Thus forcing the douchey star quarterback to endure years of torment from knowing his sweet babygirl is regularly eyebanged by throngs of drooling guys.

The only issue with this scenario is that one of the dads in question is Doug Flutie, who is to the "douchebag star quarterback" stereotype what Common is to gangsta rap (regardless what Fox News racists will try to tell you).

From Shutdown Corner:

There will once again be a Flutie on the New England Patriots sideline this season. No, Doug Flutie isn't coming out of retirement at the age of 48.

Instead, the former NFL quarterback's daughter, Alexa, will be making her debut as a rookie cheerleader for the Pats.

As you can see, Miss Flutie is foine. And if her dad is looking to start a support group for famous fathers of hot half-naked female professionals, then he might think to call Mark Rypien. Mark's daughter, Angela Brunell, is now a quarterback in the Lingerie Football League.

I bet there's a lot of scotch drank at those support group meetings.

Throwback Thursday: "Deja Vu (Uptown Baby)" -- Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz

For a few months in 1998, this track was all you could hear anywhere you went. This also helped usher in the era of off-colored fitteds (I had a yellow Yankee, with the navy blue "NY" myself).

This is one of those "New York emcee squad-up" videos, where you can find everyone from Big Pun to Redman representing.