Drill Baby, Drill

Glen Rice, you will heretofore be known as "That Nucca".

From Deadspin:

The National Enquirer grabbed some details from the upcoming Joe McGinniss Sarah Palin book, and this chunk is too delightful not to share with you immediately. Apparently Palin had a fling with former Heat/Hornet/Laker Glen Rice while he was in college and while she was a sports reporter in Alaska, all the way back in 1987. Rice confirms it in the book.

This is just the type of thing I needed to brighten my hump day.

The Enquirer report goes on to mention that Palin had a "fetish for black men at the time". At the time? Come on now, Sarah. You know the deal: Once you go black, you never go back. (Call me.)

Real Talk

From Buzz Feed:

John Brown strikes again with the Sarah Palin song

John Brown aka the ghetto revival aka Mr. Halellujah Holla Back aka the white rapper show loser has made a video for his Sarah Palin tribute song. He did a good job of finding a sexy chick that resembles Palin, but the video is just boring and horrible, although worth one watch (not two). This is for my boys that were closet White Rapper Show fans (Big Time).

Sarah Palin haunts Diddy

I gotta give it up to Diddy for his latest blog as he taps into his creative side and mocks Sarah Palin by comparing his fear of her to the Blair Witch Project. I have to say I agree with Diddy and to be honest the clip he shows of her is hilarious as she fails to recognize one news publication that she read.