Thursday, October 31, 2013

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Happy Birthday, Ms. Union

41. 4-1?? REALLY?

*flips table*

Tuesday Kickstart: Total Trick Move

Halloween is all about getting the chance to give in to your id, to be that person that society and "better judgement" always tell you not to be. For girls, this means putting on the sluttiest outfits they can find. For guys, this means being a total dick.

Moving onto this week's inspiration. Ms. Tianna Gregory is like the girl next door (if you lived in paradise):

I'm not sure what her Halloween costume will be this year, but I hope it involves a wedding dress (I've got the perfect ring to go with it). Let's go.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Monday, October 21, 2013

Monday Kickstart: Wrecking Shit

If you're going to dress up your pet for Halloween, at least do it right.

[Source: College Humor]

That being said, if I had my choice of people I could see "dressed" as Miley's "Wrecking Ball" video, Tiffany Toth would fall much, much higher on the list:

Let's go.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Throwback Thursday: "T.O.N.Y. (Top Of New York)" -- Capone-N-Noreaga ft. Tragedy Khadafi

For a while in high school, I listened to this every morning before leaving to catch the bus. This track helped put the duo (especially Nore, who would turn the pub he gained into a platinum solo album in '98 while Capone served a bid) on the map back in 1996. (...Tragedy Khadafi, not so much.)

Oh, By the Way...

...Kim's 86'd the baby weight.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Daycare Man

You'll find this at the intersection of "hilarious" and "adorable." Japanese school children sing "DayMan" from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Monday, October 14, 2013

Monday Kickstart: Return to Sender

When you're mad because your team is getting their asses kicked, perhaps you should focus that rage on your team's performance, instead of on the visiting team for winning. Also, you shouldn't let that aforementioned rage get so out of hand that you rip a home-run ball out of some innocent female fan's hand.

From USA Today:
Sure, the Red Sox were getting no-hit and blown out by the Detroit Tigers in the sixth inning of Game 2 of the ALCS when this Boston fan took it upon himself to grab Alex Avila’s home run ball from another fan and throw it back on the field. But with the way the Sox have been hitting, it doesn’t seem very likely that woman’s going to get an opportunity to catch a ball hit by the home team.
You stay classy, Boston.

This week's motivation comes from the captivating Scarlet Bouvier:

I never get tired of her. Let's go.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Danger Zone

This Archer promo is my everything. So many emotions...

Throwback Thursday: "Everyday" -- Hussein Fatal

Fatal was the most successful of the Outlawz, which is kind of like having the nicest cardboard box on skid row. But I always liked this trick, and pumped it pretty regularly in the spring of '98. (I'd just gotten my first car, and the upbeat feel to the track matched my own excitement over being able to whip about as I pleased for the first time in my life...but I digress...)

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Prom Date

The internet was put here for cats and fucking with people. This would be yet another an example of the latter.

TJ with the assist.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Respect My Gangsta: Jaeden Washington

This kid might just be Christian Okoye's illegitimate son.

From Prep Rally:
Meet Jaeden Washington, a junior at St. Michael's College (Toronto, Ont., where colleges are the equivalent of American high schools). He's a two-sport athlete, starring in both football and rugby, and he's completely unstoppable in both.

Case in point: The touchdown run above. In one, 50-yard gallop, Washington broke 12 tackles and ran absolutely roughshod over the entire defense for St. Andrew's College (Aurora, Ont.).

Monday Kickstart: Thinking Outside the Box

Everyday, we come one step closer to marijuana being legalized across the country. Several states have already passed legislation to allow people to light it up as they please. And big corporations are scrambling to be the first to cash in on it.

Fast food chain Jack In The Box have a new ad campaign that might just appeal to a certain demographic – specifically, the kind that think it’s a good idea to eat 1,500 calories late at night. I’m talking about stoners. Fans of the marijuana. The Mary-Jane. The sticky-icky. The pot, the reefer, the grass, daddy-o.

The future is going to be so weird. I think I'm going to buy stock in Funyuns.

Speaking of feeling lightheaded, allow me to introduce Ms. Leia Christiana:

Smokin'. Let's go.

Sunday, October 6, 2013


Sometimes the juice just ain't worth the squeeze.

The homie Profound with the assist.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Suicide: You're Doing It Wrong

Please don't interpret this post as me making light of those who have found their lives in such utter disrepair that they feel death is the only way out. I respect (and can relate on a very personal level with) those who struggle with severe depression.

...all of that being said, if this can't make you laugh, you really need to see a doctor about your condition.

Roll Out

If a bunch of Swedish soccer hooligans (...What? It's a thing.) are about to melt down in blonde Nordic rage, you gotta do what you gotta do.