Happy Birthday, Ms. Union

41. 4-1?? REALLY?

*flips table*

The Life

...I wish I lived it. Here's Will Smith—with the help of Doug E. Fresh—spitting a freestyle at Gabrielle Union's 40th birthday party.



TJ with the assist.

Happy Birthday, Bitch!

Nothing says "and many more..." like second degree manslaughter. I wonder if her birthday wish was to be the subject of an afterschool special?


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Happy Birthday Ms. Dash

The beautiful and talented Stacey Dash turns 45 today.

Seriously, 4-5. Women half as old would kill to look this good.

Life Ain't Fair

Know why? Because when Dwyane Wade, who by age 29 has already been blessed with ridiculous athleticism, a sweet gig as the starting point guard for the biggest sports franchise in Miami (of all cities!), an NBA championship, and Gabrielle-hot-as-fiyah-Union for a girlfriend, finally turned 30—that turning point which most of us meet with angst and trepidation—he was given a brand new McLaren MP4-12C.

Let me state that again: Wade was GIVEN a new McLaren. The superstar, millionaire, A-list-Hollywood-actress-tagging NBA player was handed the keys to a beautiful, top-of-the-game $230,000 supercar, free of charge. Think about that long and hard. And then try to sleep tonight.

TJ with the assist.

Happy Birthday Kev

Today is the born day of Crooked Straight founder, poker pro, emcee, and noted recluse, K Lew. Cheers to you, homie. Hope it's a great one.