Monday Kickstart: Return to Sender

When you're mad because your team is getting their asses kicked, perhaps you should focus that rage on your team's performance, instead of on the visiting team for winning. Also, you shouldn't let that aforementioned rage get so out of hand that you rip a home-run ball out of some innocent female fan's hand.

From USA Today:

Sure, the Red Sox were getting no-hit and blown out by the Detroit Tigers in the sixth inning of Game 2 of the ALCS when this Boston fan took it upon himself to grab Alex Avila’s home run ball from another fan and throw it back on the field. But with the way the Sox have been hitting, it doesn’t seem very likely that woman’s going to get an opportunity to catch a ball hit by the home team.

You stay classy, Boston.

This week's motivation comes from the captivating Scarlet Bouvier:

I never get tired of her. Let's go.

Let the Healing Begin

I can sympathize with this guy. In my life, I've owned two jerseys: a Tim Brown Los Angeles Raiders jersey, and a Natrone Means San Diego Chargers jersey. The price for an authentic jersey is just too high, when there's always a decent chance that the player won't be with that team next year, next month, or even next week. This past Tuesday I was considering the purchase of a Penguins jersey, but...nah. I'll spend it on booze instead. At least I know when the booze is going to be gone.

Can You Feel It?

This is just pure, unadulterated fantastic.

Tail Report: Female Sports Fans

I'm not sure what's going on with girls at stadiums and arenas lately, but they all seem to be feeling a little bolder. I like it.

That last sign, of course, brings to mind Jenn Sterger. We all know what she's been up to as of late, but where have her three friends been?

They deserve just as many minutes of fame and dick pics as Jenn. There's no justice in this world, I tell you.

No More Sparkles

Friends don't let friends be that girl. ...Of course, friends also don't videotape that girl and then put her on YouTube.




My girl TD with the assist.