Have a Seat

If you want proof that there's karma in this world, then watch this video. Somewhere in Montreal is a woman who'll think twice about banging on the glass at a hockey game.



From Sports Grid.

Got...Heem?

So you wanna be an enforcer, huh?

Tail Report: Female Sports Fans

I'm not sure what's going on with girls at stadiums and arenas lately, but they all seem to be feeling a little bolder. I like it.

That last sign, of course, brings to mind Jenn Sterger. We all know what she's been up to as of late, but where have her three friends been?

They deserve just as many minutes of fame and dick pics as Jenn. There's no justice in this world, I tell you.

Head Shot

FAIL.

Last month we saw a soccer player drop his team's championship trophy in front of the truck they were celebrating on, causing it to get run over. And now this.

From Puck Daddy:

You may remember Pasi Nurminen from his three-season stint (2001-04) as a goalie with the Atlanta Thrashers. But from this day forward, Pasi Nurminen will be known as the Finland goalie coach who fell off the stairs while deplaning and slammed head-first into his team's IIHF world championship trophy...

...It's this network's contention that his noggin actually dented the trophy. Which. Is. Awesome. (Especially because Nurminen wasn't injured in the fall.)

Celebration Fail

I give the goal 4 stars, and the high jump 5.