Tony Romo called it quits with Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday, People.com reports.
...Speculation about the couple’s recent split arose when the Dallas Cowboys quarterback and 14 of his friends partied at Hollywood hotspot MyHouse on Friday night – Simpson's 29th birthday – without the birthday girl.
If you know me, you know I'm no fan of Simpson (you probably could've surmised that from my wonderful artwork, as well). She's vastly overrated—nowhere near as pretty as people like to claim, her music is terrible, and she's a mediocre-at-best actress—and was really weakening Romo's focus. Overall, a great decision—and doing it the night before her birthday is just that perfect extra touch of "fuck you" that makes you smile.
He's probably worth a high 2nd round selection in your fantasy football drafts now.