Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe

All I know is, neither one of them is having any of Ray Rice's shit. None of it.

Thriller LaBeouf

This is manic, alarming, and hilarious. In other words, it's the perfect ode.

Cap'n Smoot

Well damn, Fred.

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Monday Kickstart: Pop Culture

Thanks to YouTube, you can once again watch TV commercials that you watched as a kid. But when you do, you quickly realize just how disturbingly far from reality the writing of those ads strayed. And if you were to crossbreed that TV-commercial-universe with real life... Well, you'd get this masterpiece by Aubrey Plaza and her pals.



I bet you'll be randomly singing that jingle to yourself all day. Ring Pop!

This week's inspiration is a woman I would be proud to have wearing my Ring Pop, Ms. Samantha Rodríguez:

Te amo. Let's go.

It's the Weekend

Time to fuck shit up...

Gettin' Real Tired of Your Shit

Pat ain't having it anymore.

Monday Kickstart: A Kinda New Day

The archaic laws of this country are slowly changing to adapt to modern day science and education. The key word there being "slowly."



One of the many reasons I'd like to hit the PowerBall: To have enough money that I wouldn't have to worry about getting caught up by pointless laws like those that criminalize marijuana use. Maybe one day we'll just admit that even the most powerful people in America, the people whose dollars operate the strings on the politicians who make the laws, like to toke up. And we'll all just move on. Maybe.

Time for this week's inspiration. There are many things I look for in the lady who I choose as the week's Kickstart model. Poise. Sophistication. Elegance. A bangin' body and a face that could launch a thousand ships to war. This week's choice, Ms. Terann Hilow, certainly has ample amounts of all of that. But what put her over the top is posing in an Oakland Raiders bikini:

As a lifelong Raiders fan, I can say without hesitation that this is the best that shield has looked for over a decade. Let's go.

Throwback Thursday: "Lost One" -- Jay-Z ft. Chrisette Michele

"It's not a diss song, it's just a real song..."

Sweet Baby Jesus

...and I ain't even religious.

Always Tip Your Servers

Say hi to Nina. Nina's fooling around with a bartender behind her husband's back. Nina's husband's best friend is a true best friend.

Monday Kickstart: Too Much

If you haven't seen this video yet...well, there's really no way to properly prepare you. Adult Swim produced and released it, and if you've seen late-80s-early-90s sitcoms, you'll recognize the theme right away. That is to say, you'll recognize the theme at the start. After that, well...



I really hope the people who wrote that get the professional help they need. If you watched that all the way through to the end (and let's be honest: once it starts, it's damn near impossible to look away), then you probably feel like you need your mind scrubbed. To help with that, allow me to introduce my new favorite DJ, the devastatingly sexy Adrienn Levai:

Let's go.

Throwback Thursday: "I Got a Man" -- Positive K

In the 90s, this was called "playing hard to get." In 2014, he'd probably be called a "slut shaming, catcalling stalker," but whatevs.

Teaser Trailer: Archer, Season 6

Cannot wait for this to come back.

Ask a Black Person

The struggle's real.

Lincoln Thinkin'

A week or so late on posting this, but these SNL riffs on the McConaughey Lincoln ads were fantastic.

Monday Kickstart: War Eagle Hammertime

I'm about 12 hours late getting you kickstarted this week. All I can do is beg your forgiveness, and give you this fantastic video of the head coach of my beloved Auburn University football team getting it.

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War damn Eagle, Gus. War damn Eagle.

And if you're looking for some inspiration to get you moving like Gus and his awesome footwork, how about the thought of some pooltime with Ms. Larissa Bartolo:

Let's go.

Respect My Gangsta: Kobe Bryant

The old man ain't dead yet, Matt Barnes.