Stiff Competition

Welp, I'm moving to China.

From Playboy:

This Chinese game show starts with two women hitting the streets in search of contestants–each carrying a rubber chicken, because why not. Once the men have been chosen, they’re taken to a competition stage where each woman gives a hand job and the first man to…finish, wins.

My question is, what happens to the guy who loses? Do they just leave him like that? Don't they know guys can die from blue balls? I mean, that's just science.

(Maybe they send them to Japan to compete in a consolation game.)

It's the Weekend

Time to sing it with feeling...

Respect My Gangsta: Kenny

This dude is THAT dude. We're all Kenny.

Monday Kickstart: Get Into the Groove

It's Monday. Which probably means your morning sucks. The workweek probably feels like a brick wall coming straight at you, while sadistically asking you to conform to its unrealistic standards of productivity. In other words, it probably feels a little something like...

Who remembers this show? And how they do her dirty like that on national tv 😂😂😭😭😭🔫 #yourpicsaintshit

A video posted by @yourpicsaintshit on Mar 9, 2015 at 10:04am PDT

I feel like I should feel worse about laughing at that than I do. Her "Oh crap" just wins it, though. She certainly deserves credit for trying. Just like we all do on a Monday morning.

This week's inspiration is Ms. Lauren Hanley, who will surely ignite your patriotism, among other things:

Bye bye south Florida 👋

A photo posted by Lauren Hanley (@laurenvictoriahanley) on Mar 14, 2015 at 8:40am PDT

Let's go.

Running Script

Credit where credit's due: Despite falling hard on his ass, he never misses a beat.

Gettin' Real Tired of Your Shit

Pat ain't having it anymore.

I Don't Understand It, But I Like It (Oct. '09)

It's been a while since we've given you a clip of a foreign game show, but I think the video below will prove to be worth the wait. I love Japanese girls, and if shorty in the green bikini is ever on this side of the Pacific I'm going to have to holla.

I Don't Understand It, But I like It (May 09 Edition)

It's been a while since the last time we had a foreign TV game show clip (or, as Stewie Griffin would say, "a sexy party"). Again we go to the Land of the Rising Sun for a contest that involves cute girls in swimsuits, a balance beam, a balloon full of celebration, and thousands of confused (but interested) male American viewers.

I Don't Understand It, But I Like It Pt. 2

Not to be outdone by the Japanese, it appears our friends in France have creative minds behind their game shows as well. They also have some wonderfully-gifted (read: big-breasteded) women. American TV really needs to catch up to the rest of the world.

I think shortie in the pink top (about midway through) is my personal favorite.

I Don't Understand It, But I Like It

I think I'm going to move to Japan. They have a different approach to things over there, and I can't say that I'm mad at them for it. Case in point, this clip from a Japanese game show.