Running Script

Credit where credit's due: Despite falling hard on his ass, he never misses a beat.

Respect My Gangsta: Treadmill Guy

You can't, so don't try. Just give it up for him.

Walk it Out

I bet right before she hits the start button on the treadmill, she's all like, "What's up? Whatcha got goin' on right there? Excercisin' on a treadmill, huh? Yeah, guess what: You're doing it wrong."

Treadmills: They Does Them

Yup. Happy Friday, y'all.