Throwback Thursday: "Back Like That" — Ghostface Killah ft. Ne-Yo

This track has one of those random lines that just instantly resonated with me: "My girl cousins, they gon' rock you"

Word. Mess with me ladies, I'm puttin' Maya & Ebony on the business. #fam

Get the Duct Tape

Andy Murray can never roll with me. Ever.

John Hancock

All I'm going to say is, I'm shocked a certain ex of mine never tried employing this technique.

Cap'n Smoot

Well damn, Fred.

😕 RT @NerdAtCoolTable: Lol pic.twitter.com/AkoFcJdQUu

— PRhyme (@Royceda59) November 27, 2014

Always Tip Your Servers

Say hi to Nina. Nina's fooling around with a bartender behind her husband's back. Nina's husband's best friend is a true best friend.

Respect My Gangsta: David Beckham

Becks has been in the news lately after allegations surfaced that he hired two hookers for a threesome. And that's in addition to being married to Posh Spice (to which I say "daaa" and "yum"). And when a random fan heckled him about it, he decided to calmly discuss the matter with him (see the video below).

From The Huffington Post:

David Beckham is accused of shelling out lots of money for a steamy threesome with a pair of prostitutes. One ex-call girl has publicly come forward, and the other prostitute has backed the story while remaining anonymous. An infamous madam also insists that Beckham cheated on his longtime wife.

For his part, Beckham has sued the magazine In Touch over the story and claims that the accusations are baseless. News of the World writes that there is "no proof" that the erotic romp ever took place.

This is one of those rare cases where the individual parts of the whole aren't really all that gangsta, but the sum total = gangsta.

When It Rains, It Pours

Like much of life, this story out of Singapore is both painful and hilarious. Someone should have this guy's wife tested to see if she's a witch. There had to be some kind of paranormal powers at work here to wreck his car, marriage, and manhood all in one fell swoop.

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The unintentional hilarity of the story being reported by "Sin Chew Daily" almost made coffee shoot out of my nose while reading this article.

Good looks to Serge for the assist.