Wednesday, May 6, 2009

When It Rains, It Pours

Like much of life, this story out of Singapore is both painful and hilarious. Someone should have this guy's wife tested to see if she's a witch. There had to be some kind of paranormal powers at work here to wreck his car, marriage, and manhood all in one fell swoop.
A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The unintentional hilarity of the story being reported by "Sin Chew Daily" almost made coffee shoot out of my nose while reading this article.

Good looks to Serge for the assist.


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