Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Too Real

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go back in time and talk to your former self? Well, if technology ever gives you the chance to do it...maybe you shouldn't.

Monday, June 29, 2015

Monday Kickstart: Spit That Hot Fiyah


When Mondays strike, you always know you can count on Shia doing some Shia shit. You may not know exactly what that Shia shit will be, but you know it will be straight Shia. Coincidentally, I'm beginning to think "Shia" is Hebrew for "cray."

You can also count on Candace Rae making your jaw drop:

Let's go.

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Throwback Thursday: "Shook Ones" — Mobb Deep

If you don't know this one, there's no hope for you youngin'. "You're all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player."

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Animal Behavior

I can't stop watching this. This guy's a straight g with it. That transition back to normal conversation is priceless.

My girl Steph with the assist.

Monday, June 22, 2015

Mother Nature's a Dick

If you're going to film yourself doing just about anything on the beach, you'd better keep one eye on the shoreline. Mother Nature ain't to be trusted.

When the Fur Flies...

From the Daily Mail:
This incredible video captures the moment a sleeping cat woke up to a nightmare after discovering it was flying through the air thousands of feet from the ground.

The black and white moggy had crawled into the wing of an open-cockpit glider - thinking it would be an ideal place for a nap.

But after two people took the aircraft out for a flying session, the cat can be seen crawling along the surface of the wing before emerging in the cockpit in terrified confusion.

Thankfully, the cat made it home safe. The look on its face when he first emerges in the cockpit, though, is fantastic.

TJ with the assist.

Monday Kickstart: Faster Than You Think

*sigh* It's a good thing she's pretty.

When I saw the description of this video, I was certain this girl would be less than 10 years old. Who older than that can't answer that question? [...when they're sober, that is. Catch me late on a Saturday of day drinking and I might stumble a little too.] This somehow feels worse than the girl who couldn't figure out how far you'd go in an hour if you're traveling 60 mph. At least that chick tried to apply some logic, as hilariously flawed as said logic might have been. I feel like "60 mph girl" would ruin the curve for "80 mph girl."

Speaking of curves, this week's inspiration is Ms. Anastasiya Kvitko, whose beauty and figure render all math problems irrelevant:

привет там, красивая. Let's go.

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Because Science!

I'm sure that you, like me, have often sat around your home thinking, "What would it look like if I shot gummy bears out of a giant air cannon at a beautiful woman's butt and filmed it all at 5000 frames per second?"

I mean, quite frankly this is one of the greater mysteries of the modern world. Thankfully, we now have empirical evidence to study. And study. And study. And study some more...

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Throwback Thursday: "1999" — Common ft. Talib Kweli & Sadat X

This track's so good. I can't believe I'd forgotten about it before finding it again last night. These words just need to be played. And this beat...oh my gawd.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Darwin Was Right

Anyone harassing a horse—from behind, no less—is just wasting good oxygen that could be going to the more deserving living things on this planet.

Guess he didn't want that hat...?

Monday, June 15, 2015

Monday Kickstart: It's All in the Wrist

If this doesn't perfectly sum up Mondays...

I guess Frisbees are new in Bosnia. Of course, that would make the Frisbee the only "new" thing in this video. I can't tell if this was shot 20 years ago, or if that's just how Bosnia looks. The pumping Euro-techno beat isn't helping, either.

Maybe that wasn't actually music, though. Maybe that loud thumping was just my blood pressure, thanks to this week's inspiration, Ms. Arianna Varella:

Let's go.

Monday, June 8, 2015

Monday Kickstart: Do You Really Wanna Know?

Would you rather tell your ex what your friends and family thought of him/her, or down a shot of whiskey? Well...

I love the guys who pretend to not know what a body shot is. C'mon, man, she already broke up with you.

Maybe I'm just an honest person by nature...and maybe that's why I have so many of the exes I have. *ahem* Regardless, I don't think I'd have much trouble answering these questions. I'm not friends with any of my exes, though; that would definitely ramp up the awkwardness. And do I get to pick which ex I sit down with? I mean, otherwise you could end up with just a video of a lot of Spanish cursing.

Moving on... I wonder how many of Aja Dang's exes would be able to sit across a table without drinking shots...

...Lots of shots. I mean, imagine realizing you let that get away? Let's go.

Monday, June 1, 2015

Monday Kickstart: Man Up

Putting the "men" in "menstruation"... Let's not kid ourselves; there's an ad company out there with this ad shot and sealed in a vault, just waiting for male periods to become a thing.

They nailed it with the high tech selling points. Any product made for men makes it sound like it was engineered in one of NASA's labs. And the rival brand's ad would feature men in a boardroom, wearing ties and looking at oversized blueprints on a table.

This week's inspiration is Ms. Rachel Lynn Owen, who manages to be enchanting even in black and white:

Let's go.