Dirk. Nowitzki.
W...T...F...R...U...THINKING?
Yes, this is Dirk's girl. Or was Dirk's girl.
Until she got arrested at his house for an outstanding theft warrant.
Not only is she fugly but she's a convicted felon as well:
Taylor pleaded guilty to four felony counts, including forgery and stealing, and was put on five years' probation. She used the name Crystal Ann Taylor in court, with an address in St. Louis. But she went under aliases as well, Banas said.The worst part about this story (she was arrested at Nowitzki's house on Wednesday) is not the fact that it came in the middle of the playoffs or that she's fugly or even that she's a convicted felon who has used numerous false identities in the past. It's the fact that teammates and family members had warned Nowitzki not to mess with this breezy and according to team sources, 'Taylor had been a divisive influence between Nowitzki and his teammates and family members.'
During the same time, she was prosecuted for a similar felony in neighboring St. Louis County. She again pleaded guilty and received probation.
This is what we call a blessing in disguise. Dirk, abort the mission. Fast.
Source: Dallas Morning News
1 comment:
HA HA!! I heard about this story but never got the scoop. I've seen this chick on the scene. She's even weaker in person.
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