Say Anything

All of this. All. Of. This. How mad was she when the anesthesia wore off and someone sent her the YouTube link?

Desperately Seeking Molly

So many people put on blast in one video, and no blurred faces. I predict this video is dead by the end of the month. Enjoy it while it lasts.

All the Single Ladies

Kristen Schaal absolutely, incontestably killed it last night on The Daily Show. So much rofls...

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Monday Kickstart: Dock Tales

If you know me, you know I'm anything but a baseball fan. Nor do I have a very experienced background in drugs (...well, drugs that aren't weed). But none of that means I can't fully appreciate when those two worlds collide, as they did so beautifully in the legend of Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis.


Some may marvel at Dock's story, but it makes total sense to me; it would take a powerful hallucinogenic like LSD to make baseball interesting.

Ms. Ai Sayama, however, requires no assistance in captivating me:

Let's go.

Green Acres

This is insane. That huge patch of black in the picture above? Those are rows upon rows upon rows of Mary Jane plants. The pictures below give a little more perspective of the sheer size of this illegal marijuana farm, found south of Tiajuana, Mexico. If you dropped some napalm on that from the chopper, glaucoma would be wiped out in all of North America.

Reports of a giant Funyun farm down the road have not been substantiated.

The Love Below

Remember when rappers used to get arrested for guns and fights?

From Reuters, via Yahoo! News:

Miami police arrested Outkast rapper Big Boi on Sunday for possessing ecstasy and other drugs that the performer's lawyer later characterized as "contraband."

Media reports cited the Miami-Dade County Corrections Department's website as listing the rapper, whose real name is Antwan Patton, as having been arrested for having ecstasy, MDMA powder and Viagra, for which he had no prescription.

The Miami Herald reported that Big Boi faces a fourth count of possession of drug paraphernalia. Celebrity website TMZ.com said he was arrested by customs officials exiting a cruise ship, and that he'd been booked into jail in the afternoon but was released after posting a bond.

On the singer's official Twitter account, Big Boi initially tweeted "Fresh Out Baby!" and later, "...they said it was the Love Boat..." But details of the arrest could not be confirmed on Sunday evening.

I'll give Big Boi credit for the "Love Boat" line. But I don't understand the need for ecstasy when you're a Grammy-winning artist. Money and fame have long proven to be much more effective aphrodisiacs for women.

Charlie's Devils

Looks like someone's been planning for life after "Two and a Half Men".

From The Huffington Post:

Sheen, who was hospitalized after a night of partying with porn stars, prostitutes and cocaine -- and is now headed to rehab, though that may come at home -- allegedly wanted to create a "porn family" and now we know why. Turns out, he wanted them to star in his latest productions, if his madam is to be believed.

Sheen's madam, who goes by the name of Felony, told Radar Online that he was planning out an entire porn franchise, to be titled 'Charlie's Devils.'

"Charlie and I were having this great project and he was talking about performing in front of the camera," Felony said. He even made a demo: "Charlie's got the tape. I gave it to him afterwards," the madam said. "He was keeping it so he could practice."

I tell you, I'm not necessarily sad for Sheen over how his life and career have gone. No, I'm mad at drugs for being hazardous to one's health. If cocaine didn't have the audacity to potentially kill you, Sheen's life could only get cooler and cooler with every passing sniff.

Gettin Medieval on Ya Ass

This almost sounds like a Mind of Mencia skit.

From The Huffington Post:

TUCSON, Ariz. — Drug smugglers trying to get marijuana across the Arizona-Mexico border apparently are trying a new approach – a catapult.

National Guard troops operating a remote video surveillance system at the Naco Border Patrol Station say they observed several people preparing a catapult and launching packages over the International Border fence last Friday evening.

HuffPo's article also includes a video clip of the contraption. We've all seen how desperate some Mexicans are to cross the border; could we eventually find someone with an even larger catapult trying to fire people over the border? Guess building a wall won't solve all of the US/Mexico problems after all, huh GOP?

"I'm gettin high off my money 'til I O.D."

According to a recent study, as much as 90% of the paper money circulating in the U.S. has traces of cocaine on it.

From National Geographic:

If you live in the United States or Canada, chances are you have cocaine in your wallet.

Nearly nine out of ten bills circulating in the U.S. and its northern neighbor are tainted with cocaine, according to what's being called the most definitive research to date on the subject.

An interesting read (credit goes to TJ for the find). The full article can be found here.

Stand and Deliver: Bill Cosby

Here's some vintage stand-up by Bill Cosby, from his 1983 special "Bill Cosby: Himself". You get his trademark silly faces and voices, with the intriguing twist of a man who knows a lot more about what it's like to be high than you might expect. Bill used to party back in the day; people tend to forget that. I'd love to go back in time and split a blunt with the man.