First Time's a Charm

Admittedly, when I first saw Playboy tweet this video, I expected the tales to be a lot more "blah" than they were. Porn is pretty mainstream these days, and—in the world in general—it's hard to find anything that genuinely gets your attention these days. But a lot of these are pretty good.

From Playboy:

Curious about what it was like for adult film stars during their first experience on camera? Watch adult film stars Kayden Kross, Veronica Rose, Misty Stone, Anikka Albrite, Keiran Lee, Alexis Texas, Amber Ivy, Tori Black, Teagan Presley, Missy Martinez and Joanna Angel at AVN talk to Lisa Ann about what their first times were really like.

Sage Advice

"Do you still have tonsils?"
"Yes."
"If you get them removed there'll be more room for dicks...back there."

Just leaving this here. And if you're...anyone but a lesbian...you're welcome.



Btw, can we get Dana DeArmond and Skin Diamond their own talk show? The wits on those two are amazing. #NoTypos

Oh Mia

Best way to get heard? Name a song after the hottest chick in porn, and then sit back as she YouTubes herself twerking to it. Mia doesn't have much booty, but she knows how to shake what she's got.

It's the Weekend

Time to throw it like a porn star...



From Huffington Post.

Monday Kickstart: Trolling for Talent

Always read the fine print. Always.



Dude was so focused on Tara Lynn and Layton that he didn't even think anything of it when the two guys got in, sat next to him, and started telling him to take his clothes off. That's some serious thirst.

And since thirst = motivation, this week's motivation is Ms. Layton Benton herself:

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: Dock Tales

If you know me, you know I'm anything but a baseball fan. Nor do I have a very experienced background in drugs (...well, drugs that aren't weed). But none of that means I can't fully appreciate when those two worlds collide, as they did so beautifully in the legend of Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis.


Some may marvel at Dock's story, but it makes total sense to me; it would take a powerful hallucinogenic like LSD to make baseball interesting.

Ms. Ai Sayama, however, requires no assistance in captivating me:

Let's go.

It's the Weekend

Time to live up to expectations...

Respect My Gangsta: Rob Gronkowski

The Patriots' tight end is a fan of his position. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that he's a fan of multiple positions, just like Bibi.

From Yard Barker:

With the Patriots on the bye week, Gronk returned to Arizona (where he attended college), for the weekend. He spent some time with porn star Bibi Jones, who tweeted two pictures of the two hanging out together. She also told her followers to follow her “favorite football player.” I knew there was a reason I recommended him to every fantasy team.

From exchanging tweets with Kate Upton to hanging with porn stars, nobody does it like Rob Gronkowski. It most definitely is Gronk’s world, we’re all just living in it.

If I'd known the Gronk had it going on like that, I definitely would've added him to my fantasy teams this year. After scoring 10 touchdowns on only 42 receptions in 2010, he's proven that he has a nose for the endzone; now he's showing that he's an expert in more than just one way of scoring.

TJ with the assist.

That Voodoo That You Do

I'm sure you've heard about this by now. Been too busy to post anything before now, though.

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Sidenote: Anyone else think the owner's "private conversation" with the receptionist is going to involve a bottle of wine, some soft music, and the sentence "So how badly do you want to keep your job?" TJ with the assist.

Head Games?

Hup Holland Hup!

Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden—along with fellow adult film actresses Vicky Vette, Miss Hybrid, and Gabby Quinteros, who call themselves "Team BJ"—has pledged to give blow jobs to all of her followers on Twitter if The Netherlands wins the World Cup on Sunday. Now that's national pride. Bobbi currently has well over 9K followers (including yours truly), and that number is rising rapidly. The ladies are going to have their work cut out for them if The Netherlands wins it all.

And with that kind of encouragement, the Dutch may be hard to beat on Sunday.

Too Pretty for Porn

Complex Magazine did something most of us have probably thought about at some point in time (and don't act like you haven't): they ranked the 50 hottest stars of porn, with some surprises along the way. A few of the highlights on the list:

#50. Jenna Jameson

"Arguably the Jigga of porn (complete with vast media empire and gradual fall-off), Jenna branded her dazzling looks (pre-surgery) into a one-woman industry complete with a billboard in Times Square."

#43. Havana Ginger

"Porn shamelessly appeals to ethnic stereotyping, and this black and Latina Cali chick gets the, um, 'best' of both worlds. Not only did she star in Latina Anal Heartbreakers, she also was featured in Black Ass Candy. We're post-racial, Barack! We did it!"

#39. Adriana Sage

"Holy shit! This girl is perfect: She likes comic books (her name was taken from the X-Men), she digs rap (she appeared in 50 Cent's 'P.I.M.P.' video), and loves football (her website include NFL predictions). Also, she's a porn star. Well, 'former,' anyway."

#32. Priya Rai

"Honestly, Priya doesn't seem like the best lay in the universe (unless it's a hate-fuck, since she's kind of snotty), but we have to root for a woman who started doing hardcore at age 30. Top Brahmin!"

#27. Kristina Rose

"When this San Diego native visited our offices for a pictorial x interview, we found her outgoing personality almost as bubbly as her perfect bookshelf rump. White girls with ass, yeah? Like Depeche Mode said: We just can't get enough."

#24. Adrenalynn

"Back when porn-star-slash-tattoo-artist Adrenalynn (a.k.a. Adrianna Lynn) was modeling for JC Penney, nobody knew that she would eventually have 'Jarrod's Little Fuck Doll' tatted around her asshole. Wait, isn't that the droopy-skinned dude from the Subway commercials?"

#19. Alexis Love

"Despite weighing under 100 pounds, this slender Sacramento-bred Latina is a heavy hitter--she won a 2009 AVN award for the 'Best All-Girl Couples Sex Scene.' We don't even really know what that means exactly, but we're excited about it."

#5. Sasha Grey

"Known for delicate features, a raunchy mouth, and a willingness to do almost anything, Sasha is the indie darling of the adult-film world: She took her name from an Oscar Wilde book (The Portrait of Dorian Gray) and starred in Steven Soderbergh's The Girlfriend Experience. Oddly, we've never experienced a girlfriend with such proclivity for being tied up and face-fucked."

#1. Maria Ozawa

"Everything about this French-Canadian/Japanese beauty seems kinda abnormal for a porn star, from her stable childhood to her unhurried entry into the adult biz. But most of all, its her utter flawlessness (finally non-pixelated!) that continues to astound us. Thank heavens she doesn't think she's too pretty for porn."

The full Complex.com list

Porn Star Goes Ballistic

I've never heard of Tanner Mayes, but I'm suddenly interested in watching some of her work. Who would have expected such irrational behavior and foul language from a woman acting in a movie titled "Lesbian Bukkake 15"?

Sasha Grey: More than Tail (Report)

Here's an interesting article about Sasha Grey, who may just become the first woman to ever go from being the current "It Girl" in the porn industry to being the current "It Girl" of Hollywood. Her performance in the upcoming mainstream movie "The Girlfriend Experience" (directed by Steven Soderbergh) has impressed critics—even those as renowned and tough as Roger Ebert.

Grey is undeniably beautiful, but is far from the stereotype that likely pops into your head when you hear the words "porn star":

So, armed with shrewd business acumen, defiantly libertine ideals, the latest in social-networking tools and a frame with barely-legal contours, Grey is building that brand. She’s starting her own company to produce intelligent porn that focuses on real acting, rather than mechanical, unimaginative copulation. At the same time, she’s trying to further her mainstream film career, develop cachet in the experimental-music world and cultivate a growing fan base that often seems as interested in her brains as they are in her body.

“My whole thing is to bridge that gap,” she says. “To say, ‘Yeah, I have sex on camera, but I can act, make music, draw, paint and write poetry.’ I consider myself a Renaissance woman.”

Grey rarely drinks, doesn’t do drugs and, contrary to the prevailing stereotype, says she was never abused as a child. As Soderbergh sees it, “She’s a new breed. She’s a mold-breaker.”

The jump from adult film superstar to being one in mainstream cinema is an extremely difficult one to make, given the stigmas involved with porn. It can at times be impossible to break American audiences from social pigeonholes and stereotypes that have been cultivated since before their grandparents were born. But if anyone stands a chance to do it in your lifetime, it's Grey. Her combination of beauty, brains, character, and fearlessness is rare (and she's only 21, giving female moviegoers yet another reason to hate on her).

The full Blender article can be found here. It's a good read, and a fascinating look at the talented and determined "Renaissance woman."