Cocaine is a Hell of a Plague

This is your skin. This is your skin on cocaine.

Any questions?

From The Huffington Post:

It seems cocaine has been behind a rash of flesh-eating disease outbreaks in Los Angeles and New York.

Cocaine cut with the veterinary drug, levamisole has apparently been linked to a number of cases of rotting flesh, according to Good Morning America. While the cases reported thus far have been on the coasts, officials have warned that it could very well be a nationwide problem.

I think I'll be sticking to liquid recreational activities.

Charlie's Devils

Looks like someone's been planning for life after "Two and a Half Men".

From The Huffington Post:

Sheen, who was hospitalized after a night of partying with porn stars, prostitutes and cocaine -- and is now headed to rehab, though that may come at home -- allegedly wanted to create a "porn family" and now we know why. Turns out, he wanted them to star in his latest productions, if his madam is to be believed.

Sheen's madam, who goes by the name of Felony, told Radar Online that he was planning out an entire porn franchise, to be titled 'Charlie's Devils.'

"Charlie and I were having this great project and he was talking about performing in front of the camera," Felony said. He even made a demo: "Charlie's got the tape. I gave it to him afterwards," the madam said. "He was keeping it so he could practice."

I tell you, I'm not necessarily sad for Sheen over how his life and career have gone. No, I'm mad at drugs for being hazardous to one's health. If cocaine didn't have the audacity to potentially kill you, Sheen's life could only get cooler and cooler with every passing sniff.