Erykah Just Wanna Luh Ya

Erykah don't give noooooo fucks.

NEW YORK (PIX11) -- When PIX11′s Mario Diaz was wrapping up his report on the arrest of a celebrity behaving badly, another celebrity followed suit during his live shot.

Diaz was finishing up his live shot during the 5 p.m. news on the arrest of Shia LeBeouf when a woman in a large hat appeared behind him.

It's the Weekend

Time to send a message...

Grape Ape

(From BuzzFeed)



"We'll learn more about why baboons actually love grapes." Um, I'm no zoologist, Sabrina, but after seeing you in that purple top, I'm going to guess he loves your "grapes" for the same reasons I do.

TJ with the assist.

Wait...What?

I honestly have no idea what the hell is going on here. I thought this was a fake report at first, but then again...it is Fox. Even their "real" news...well, needs quotation marks around the word "real." But between this reporter claiming there is a nude homosexual sex scene in Planes, her interviewee sounding mentally-challenged, and her dropping an f-bomb on live TV, this is one of the more bizarre clips I've ever seen.

Subliminal Thirst

Poor gal must be going through a dry spell.

Monday Kickstart: Shoulder the Load

We've all felt the pain of scuffing up a freshly shined shoe. Or someone stepping on your foot when you're wearing a clean pair of kicks. It's the worst. Even worse than having your neighborhood flooded.

Wait...what?

From UPROXX:

Narayan Pargaien went to cover a flood just north of New Delhi but didn’t want to get his fancy shoes wet so he found a local flood victim to hold him up. Pargaien is upset at his cameraman as he was supposed to film from above the helper’s shoulders. Instead he filmed the full scene, revealing the carrying. And even though the footage wasn’t ever used, the video made it to Youtube so Pargaien has been fired.

Let’s get serious for a moment: the flood in Uttarakhand is devastating as 560 people have died and 100,000 were evacuated from their homes. Which sort of makes this guy even more of a d*ck.

What I can't understand, is why he had to be out in the water, anyways? They couldn't film from a hill or a rooftop or something? I hope he at least gave the guy some money for carrying him like that. Anything less than $100 and I would've just thrown his ass into the water. And not only that, this guy was getting sent out to cover a flood; how wasn't he better prepared? Was he scheduled to cover a nightclub opening when his producer called and said, "Uh, Narayan, there's been a change of plans..."?

You know who would've been prepared? Kate Upton, that's who. Right, Kate?

Yup. Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: Bombs Away

This is hot. From Deadspin (my boy Chris with the assist):

Please, please stick around for the anchor's reaction after the director quickly cuts from Nadrich and she (almost) seamlessly transitions to peace talks between the United States and the Taliban.

This is why you never piss off the guy in charge of editing the segments. The anchor's reaction is just priceless. I wish she'd just kept staring at the camera, not saying anything. Forever.

So, I guess that about wraps it up for this week's kic—what's that? Oh, you want your weekly motivation? Hmm, well, let me see what I can do...

Hey, Vanessa—I know you're busy ironing, but you think you can help us out?

Let's go.

It's the Weekend

Time to take it to the house...

Star Crossed

Don't worry buddy, easy mistake to make. After all, we all look alike. TJ with the assist ("We’ve found the whitest man in America. It’s official.").

Right Tool for the Job

Wait...what?

Listen carefully, or you might miss it: This reporter just let a little bit of his ghettoness out.





TJ with the assist.

It's Friday

Time for a white out...

Soccer Sideline Reporter Murked

*dead*

You Can Take a Brother Out of the Hood...

...but you can't take the hood out of the brother.