Tuesday Kickstart: Try, Try Again

What happened to Monday, you ask? Fuck Monday.

No, you want an actual reason this wasn't posted yesterday? Umm. I, uh... Okay, I fell asleep early Sunday night, and didn't get a post put together. *shrug* Shit happens.

So do outtakes. If you're familiar with Glove and Boots, then you know they put together some of the best YouTube material out there. But even these guys aren't perfect. Case in point:



I only hope that brought you as much joy as it brought me. I have an inherent tendency to laugh at other people cracking (count me among those who loved Jimmy Fallon's inability to hold his shit on SNL). Gag reels are my spiritual center, and watching that video last night had me in hysterics. I'm talking, laughing-so-hard-I'm-crying-so-hard-I-can't-breathe-so-hard-call-paramedics hysterics. Holy hell I'm ready to kill Tuesday after that.

Speaking of which, you had to wait an extra day for inspiration, and for that I apologize. All I can say is that I hope you'll agree that Miss... Miss de la Hoyde? *checks notes* We don't have a first name for her? Kev? TJ? No first name? Why should I even bother giving her a shout if we don't know her first na—

...oh. I see. Umm...I think that'll do. Let's go.

Tuesday Kickstart: Say It Like You Mean It

In tribute to our smooth ass founding fathers, we start this week a day later than usual. But to start it off right, we're going to share a refresher on basic grammar, as taught by Glove and Boots.




This week's inspiration is Valentine themed; and though I still refuse to recognize that day as being a real thing, Kylie Johnson is one of the few who might could make me reconsider that opinion:

Might could. Let's go.

Put a 'Ring' on It

The one phrase that keeps running through my head: "This guy has a girlfriend."

From Heavy:

Remember that movie The Ring, the one with that freaky dead girl who crawled out of the television? That was scary enough in a movie, but to actually wake up to something that terrifying is pants wetting.

James Williams decided to try his hardest to give his girlfriend a heart attack by building a ghost puppet that would appear to be crawling out of the television set. James spent weeks building the puppet and waited for his girl to fall asleep on the couch. What happened next was probably one of the most evil pranks ever pulled. You might want to turn down the volume, girls who think they're about to be dragged off to Hell by a poltergeist tend to scream a lot.

While this is pretty funny (especially the 1:57 mark, after the terror, when he's consoling his traumatized mate, and reaches down for a booty squeeze...kklllaaaassssyyy), I still can't get past the fact that a guy who spends weeks building this elaborate puppet prank, almost sends her into cardiac arrest, then posts it all on the internet, has a girlfriend.

*sigh*