Video: Garfunkel and Oates -- "The Loophole"

This. Kills. All the way down to the very last line. The lyricism that was put into this song would make even Black Thought's head spin.

I want to marry Garfunkel and Oates. Like, both of them. At the same time. Is that weird? It's certainly not weirder than living your life in accordance with the writings of someone who lived 2,000 years ago.