Video: Garfunkel and Oates -- "The Loophole"

This. Kills. All the way down to the very last line. The lyricism that was put into this song would make even Black Thought's head spin.

I want to marry Garfunkel and Oates. Like, both of them. At the same time. Is that weird? It's certainly not weirder than living your life in accordance with the writings of someone who lived 2,000 years ago.

Here in this Diary

The folks at College Humor may just be onto something here. It explains so, so much.

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Good Vs. Evil

(1.) This is one of the best moments of "Family Feud" that I've ever seen (not that that's saying much).

(2.) It appears "Evil" is winning the aforementioned battle. Thank god.

Leap of Faith? Or Leap of Common Sense?

At some point, religious devotion becomes plain ol' stupidity [in my personal opinion, that point is "right from jump"].

From The Huffington Post:

A bank with no locks has opened in Mumbai, India, to serve the devotees of a deity named Lord Shani, The Times of India reports.

The bank is a branch of the United Commercial (UCO) Bank and has opened in a small village called Shani Shinganapur.

A senior bank official told the Times: "We took note of the general belief and faith of the people. Ever since the most revered temple came into existence several years ago, the village has not witnessed a single crime. In fact, all houses in the entire village have no doors. We took the risk and started the lockless bank a week ago."

Of course, I'm not saying you should rob them, but... It would be an interesting commentary on the real world applicability of religious doctrine if someone were to stroll past this bank one night after business hours.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a flight to India to catch...