Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A Good Night's Breast

You know, typically when a woman keeps a velvet bag with a drawstring on her nightstand, her "nightly companion" damn sure ain't a Kush.


"I always sleep better with a little sausage in me."

Is breast discomfort really that big of a problem when you're sleeping, ladies? I'd like to perform some research on this ailment. E-mail me for details [women only; please include your name, age, measurements, likes, dislikes, marital status, and preference between Jodeci, Boyz II Men, or 2 Live Crew background music].

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