Tail Report: 2012 MTV Movie Awards

Just four quick ones, though I may add more later today.


Ciara
Yeah, she has finally won me over—at least in the physical beauty arena. I've never listened to any of her songs (and likely never will).

Kat Graham
I don't have the slightest clue who she is. But I'm listening...

Jenna Dewan-Tatum
I had completely forgotten about her in the last few years. And just now, while setting up this post, I've discovered that she's now married to Channing Tatum. So it looks like it's time to forget about her all over again.

Ellie Kemper
Yes. YES. Success has been good to her. Such a wifey in the making.

Tail Report: Cele-Beach Booty

Summer's almost over. Get your eyefuls while they last.


Candice Swanepoel

Ciara

Rihanna

Jasmine Waltz

Megalyn Echikunwoke

Tail Report: 2011 Grammy Awards

Yet again I'll say it: This is the only real value the Grammys, Emmys, Oscars, or any other award show has—hot women in skimpy dresses. Stated.

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Selena Gomez
Is this legal yet? I'm going to plead the fif on this one.

Ciara
She's still not one of my favorites, but she's been growing on me lately. Hard to deny those legs. And if you saw them her when they she was on Chelsea Lately...dizzamn.

Rihanna
Consistently delish.

Jennifer Lopez
Still hurting 'em. Te amo, mami.

Kim K.
*prerequisite "Kim is sexy and in front of cameras for no real reason" picture*

Mya
Not as revealing as some of the others, but I'm just happy to see that Mya's alive and well after almost 10 years in exile.

Props to Max Power at Daddy's Sugar Ball for the Rihanna picture.

Video: Ciara ft. Ludacris "Ride"

Corner Sleeper brought this one to my attention. I looked it over quickly a day or two ago but obviously slept on this madness. As I paid attention to the detail, I noticed that this video is beyond post-worthy. Not that anyone is paying attention to the music but Luda does have a nice verse.

Ciara on top of her shoe game

The "Cool Grey" Jordan Spizikes will be released on December 24th at a Jordan account near you. Obviously, Ciara has connections that the rest of us do not have.



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Ciara claims Vibe stole her panties

Apparently on the new cover of Vibe Magazine, Ciara is in what appears to be a nude pose. She claims that she had underwear on but that Vibe airbrushed her draws out. Although that's not very disappointing to most of her male fans, she's not too excited about it.

However, because she's wearing black lipstick, no one really cares what she says.

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Video of the Day: Nelly ft. J.D. and Ciara "Stepped On My J's"

Don't worry, I'm not fan of Nelly (although I'm not a hater either), but seeing as we are shoe aficionados here at Crooked Straight, I can't help but put this video up. It's a bitch when someone steps on your new J's. I hope Nelly is getting paid by Nike after his Air Force 1's song and now this. If not, then he needs a new agent.