Monday, June 2, 2014

Monday Kickstart: Love to Hate

So, there's a new Mortal Kombat coming out in 2015: Mortal Kombat X. And the trailer features one Mr. Wiz Khalifa. I'm no Nostradamus, but something tells me this will be a big hit with the kiddies.

I can't wait for the first act of mass violence to get blamed on this game. Will it make sense? No, of course not—it never does. But will it happen? Faster than you can say "Consumer Watchdog Groups." (If you've never heard of that term before, it's another name for people who attempt to parent their kids through a "blame everyone but me" method. Another such term is "conservatives"...)

*ahem* Moving on... If you're one of those Fox News parents out there, the stunningly gorgeous Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year, Ms. Elizabeth Marxs has a message for you:

So do I, Elizabeth. So do I. Let's go.

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