I can say for sure that the first picture is a false mistress of Tiger. The rest, I'm not so sure. Here's the list of the seven breezies that claimed they've had some Tiger dip, along with my personal summary of each:
Rachel Uchitel - I believe that this is the broad that started the firestorm. IMO not worth the trouble that has unwinded for the greatest black golfer of all-time. Uchitel has also dated Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez, but she's not a groupie or anything.
Jamiee Grubbs - Allegedly had a 31-month affair with Earl and that affair included a sex tape that has been destroyed, according to Grubbs' ex-man. Still, I expect more from you Tiger.
Jamie Jungers - Las Vegas "model" who allegedly had a 2-year affair with Woods. Slightly better, IMO.
Kalika Moquin - Las Vegas marketing manager who denies the affair. Ehh. Again, not good enough for you Tiger.
Cori Rist - Just regular chick Tiger met at the club and she's avoided all the infamy with a private Myspace profile.
Mindy Lawton - Interestingly, the only picture I could find of Mindy was a mugshot. Now we're talking Tiger. On a sidenote, according to Lawton, Woods is quite the lover. He is "very well endowed" and "knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of ten I would give him 12," she tells News of the World.
Holly Sampson - This 36-year-old pornstar has appeared in 85 racy titles such as Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife -- Wait -- PORNSTAR?
What's the over-under on the amount of chicks that say they slept with Tiger? 1000? I'm setting it at 500. How are these chicks gonna start proving that they were with him?
And an even better question that every celebrity man out there is afraid of -- Will random mistresses just start to come out and expose married men left and right? Yikes.
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