Thursday, December 24, 2009

Escaped Con Facebooks

I'm all for making cops look foolish, and Craig Lynch has turned it into an art form. Not only did he manage to escape from a prison, but he is now regularly updating his status on Facebook while on the lam. All to the chagrin of the police, who are still unable to catch him.

Craig Lynch, 28, escaped Hollesley Bay open prison near Suffolk, eastern England, back in September, but has continued to update his Facebook status regularly -- describing everything from his meals to who his next girlfriend will be.

"mmm i just had a 12lb venison steak. Roasted veg and chips, bangin meal. I feel stuffed but still got room for the j.d's . Hope you enjoyed the meal babe's. We'll have to eat here again" Lynch wrote on his wall.

In another posting from earlier this week Lynch wrote "Is thinkin, which lucky girl will be my first of 2010!!."

Bravo, sir. It's a thin line that lies between stupidity and daring, and you are toeing it beautifully.

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