Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Great Read: Ethan Albright Strikes Back



This is a classic letter to John Madden from the lowest rated player in Madden '09, o-lineman Ethan Albright of the Washington Redskins (written by Juan Turlington).

I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible.

Here's a link to the full letter, well worth the read.


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