Monday Kickstart: Finish Strong

Monday is here to fuck with you, like a shirt over your face while you're trying to perform a choreographed routine in front of a crowd. Don't let it win.



That girl is a soldier. I have trouble focusing when I'm typing an email and see a train going by across the river from my office window. She flawlessly performed a dance routine while not being able to see anything around her. She deserves all the rah-rahs.

Know who else deserves some rah-rahs? Jessica Storie deserves some rah-rah's. Why? Well, because Jessica deserves anything she wants...

Looks like the classic girl next door is all grown up. Let's go.

Tail Report: 2012 Emmy Awards

Did you know these were held the other night? Apparently they decided to celebrate television's biggest stars and programs at the same time as one of the NFL's biggest matchups: Ravens vs Patriots. Think about this; the entertainment industry's foremost TV aficionados held their business' biggest event opposite a must-see, Sunday night NFL game. You couldn't find a worse scheduling choice. And we wonder how these idiots manage to bet against shows like Community while pumping out trodden trash like $#*! My Dad Says.

*sigh* And now a little eye candy to make it all better.

Kat Dennings
Well...damn.

Maria Menounos
I'm convinced she doesn't have a bad day. She probably rolls out of bed looking like this.

Sofia Vergara
Looking caliente, as per usual.

...Her hottest moment, though, came off the red carpet, when her booty split open her gown like Hulk Hogan going through a t-shirt. Ever the wifey-material lass, Sofia kindly tweeted the picture that the paparazzi couldn't catch themselves:

Love. Her.

Tail Report: Francia Raisa

Don't worry, I don't know who she is either. Or rather I didn't know, until The Huffington Post tweeted a story about the 23-year-old actress having a wardrobe malfunction (see right). Then, purely for the sake of CS's journalistic excellence *cough*, I clicked and drooled on keyboard investigated the tale of this Mexican/Honduran cutie.

All praise due to the gods of wind and perfectly-timed photography. With that pretty face, and the curves she's packing below it, I don't think she'll remain an unknown for much longer.