Fanute the Coup

French Montana gave Life + Times a look inside the lyrics to his verse on Rick Ross' "Stay Schemin'".

F.O.H.: Jerry Jones

I can't wait to ask my boy Esq, an avid Cowboys fan, to explain this one.


A small part of me wants to give Jones credit for a somewhat respectable flow. But the majority of me has beaten, tied up, and shot that small part. F.O.H., Jerry.

What's Up Doc?

I'm suddenly feeling a lot of love for Rachel Bilson.

Call Me Doctor with Rachel Bilson from Rachel Bilson

The League is Back

And so is Taco (Jonathan Lajoie), with a little assistance from Ocho Cinco.

"Dad's Life"...bitches...

Earlier today I sent this to some of my boys who are married, and I haven't heard anything from any of them since. I can only assume they're either still laughing, or their laughter gradually transitioned into mournful sobs over this being their lives now.



Props to Michele for the find.

The Top 10 Wackest Rap Lyrics of All Time

As voted for by Facebook users, that is. Some of the user comments are hilarious; click here to see the full list (can't say I disagree with the top 2, either). Nos. 10 through 6 are below.

From Funk Jelly:

10. Nice n' Smooth.
Ay yo, Dizzy Gillespie plays the sax
Miles Davis played the drums, Charlie Mingus played the piano, and Charlie Parker played the xylophone!

9. Coolio
If you got beef, then eat a pork chop.
Beef: it's the other other other other white meat!

8. The Rappin Duke
Titwillow, titwillow, titwillow, etc., etc.
Not only was this song one of the dumbest ideas ever, but he's dissing Kurtis Blow and Run DMC. Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C. You haven't heard of rap, til ya heard it from me I'm the baddest rapper in history And there'll be no more, after me. In the 80s, when bad = good, this line was a joke. Now that bad = bad again, Duke was right on target, pilgrim.

7. Paul Wall
I'm crawling similar to a ant cuz I'm low to the earth
People's feelings get hurt when they figure out what I'm worth
How much will you be worth once people shoo your little ant ass off of their plate of potato salad?

6. Nice n' Smooth
My rhymes are stronger than ammonia
I'm a diamond, you're a cubic zirconia
You guys made this list twice, and you've earned it. We're considering you for a lifetime achievement award for dumb lyrics.