Monday Kickstart: Friendly Benefits

It amazes me that some girls don't recognize that a guy being reeaalllyy nice to her isn't doing so because he's nice, he's doing it because he wants to put in work. Are there nice guys out there? Sure. But the gents from Wong Fu Productions have created the video below to illustrate the line that separates "a nice guy" from "a nice guy who wants your pumps in the air."



So ladies, the next time a guy friend is being bend-over-backwards nice to you, either give him some or stop taking advantage of his stupidity affections.

Good luck out there this week, it's going to be a cold one. Oh, you want inspiration to keep your mind off the subzero temperatures? *clears throat* "Monica Alvarez":

*drops the mic* Let's go.

...or Nah?

Yuuppppp...

Monday Kickstart: In the Zone

Every guy (and probably a few gals) can relate to this video. But not me, though *cough*...


Your inspiration this week comes from Ms. Casey Connelly:

Let's go.

"The Friend Zone"

I've got a buddy - G-Money, what up - who laments that he doesn't get enough chicks cuz he always ends up in "The Friend Zone." This is the mythic place where girls apparently like you a lot, but not enough to actually hook up with you. It's G-Money's contention that this place is a black hole, that once you're in it, you're stuck there for life.

I don't disagree that sometimes you end up becoming friends with a chick when you're really just trying to wax on/wax off, but I do disagree that it's a life sentence. After all, being a chick's friend means you're halfway there; it's a lot better than being a complete stranger on the other side of the bar.

Anyhow, I'm posting this "column" for the homie G-Money, and because it's f***ing hilarious. Enjoy.