Monday, January 23, 2012

Monday Kickstart: Gina Carano Will Fucking Kill You


There's just so much to love about this picture:
  • Serial sleazebag Mario Lopez getting choked out by the most dangerous woman on the planet.
  • A crowd of onlookers watching with a level of glee typically reserved for buzzer-beating three point shots in the NCAA Tourney.
  • I mean, seriously, look how ecstatic the cute Asian girl on the right is.
  • The distinct possibility that being choked out by Gina Carano in front of a cheering crowd is actually bringing Lopez to climax.
  • The distinct possibility that the blonde woman in red is locked in on physical evidence that Lopez is enjoying being choked out.
  • The distinct possibility that Carano, too, knows Lopez is about to climax, and as a result is conflicted about whether or not to keep squeezing

The only thing I don't love about this picture is that it may be the least attractive photo of Carano that I've ever seen. And since you just can't start a workweek without a little eye candy, I feel the need to rectify this:

You're welcome. Let's get it.

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