Love Hurts

Some may question the authenticity of this scene--I even did, on my very first viewing. After all, people will do just about anything that they think will go viral, just for some temporary internet fame and maybe a shot at making Tosh.0. But whether this guy's anguish is real or scripted, the fact remains that this is a supreme example of why you should never, ever, ever, EVER propose on an arena/stadium jumbotron. I don't care how cool you THINK it is, homie. Even if she says yes, she'll never respect you again, and it's going to be a short marriage (I've seen the evidence in real life, trust).