*sigh*

Let me just apologize right now for posting this video. But my friend Shaina put it on my Facebook page, and...well, misery loves company.

From UPROXX:

Like most 55 year-old Caucasian males Allen Samuels is one thing by trade and something completely different by passion. But unlike your dad who sells insurance by day and restores old typewriters on the weekends (still pretty weird if you ask me) A. Sams is an Atlantic City casino host whose purpose in life is to come into his own as a hip hop artist in his mid-fifties.

His first single, “Livin De Life,” has dropped, and it’s a train wreck meets a car crash meets Chet Haze meets that time your dad sang karaoke at your birthday party. And before you ask, yes, the track is available on iTunes.

I'm warning you right now: Do NOT watch this if you've got a weak stomach, or if you suffer from clinical depression. If you do but still insist upon watching it, well...Crooked Straight bears no responsibility for the effects this video will have on you.